Nice of you to make it so cool and frosty looking so that Sharkey would feel more at home. It is very difficult for him to maintain his state of denial when he has to look at deep, blue-green waters, outlined by rich, green palms, dotted with brilliantly colored Hibiscus blossoms and embellished with bikini clad beach bunnies. Of course, the ladies COULD wear bikinis in the frigid north, but the full length, down-filled beach wraps would make it kinda pointless.
Exactly!