Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses
pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but
rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the
water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward
the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind
of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and
chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out
over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces
off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof
of a nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out
onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond.
On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces out over the
water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large
bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth.
Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As
they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the
ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
Two guys were playing golf one day, and came upon a twosome of ladies.
The guys figured they could play faster then the ladies, so they decided to ask if they could play through.
One started walking toward the ladies to make the request, and then he stopped and returned.
“What’s wrong?”
“I’ll tell you what’s wrong! When I got closer, I realized that one of those ladies is my girlfriend, and the other is my wife! I can’t go up and talk to them together!”
“O-o-okay, let’s do this. I’ll go talk to them, and then we’ll just play through real quick, and you won’t have to talk to them.”
He started walking toward the ladies. Then he turned around and came back also.
“Now what’s wrong?” His friend inquired.
“Well ... let’s just say it’s a small world.”
LMAO!!!!