Two guys were playing golf one day, and came upon a twosome of ladies.
The guys figured they could play faster then the ladies, so they decided to ask if they could play through.
One started walking toward the ladies to make the request, and then he stopped and returned.
“What’s wrong?”
“I’ll tell you what’s wrong! When I got closer, I realized that one of those ladies is my girlfriend, and the other is my wife! I can’t go up and talk to them together!”
“O-o-okay, let’s do this. I’ll go talk to them, and then we’ll just play through real quick, and you won’t have to talk to them.”
He started walking toward the ladies. Then he turned around and came back also.
“Now what’s wrong?” His friend inquired.
“Well ... let’s just say it’s a small world.”
Sounds like the town I came from...;o]
My first golf lesson
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."