[NicknamedBob]

"... when told by ME "this guy is going into shock" one jumps to maximum attainable elevation at warp f[beep!]ing nine."

Ah, okay. I stand corrected. Go with 'Face's plan.

[Monkey Face]

An English teacher was instructing the class on the four main parts of every good short story. On the whiteboard, the teacher listed them:

1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery

At the end of the class, the assignment was to write a short story over the weekend, making sure it contained all four parts.

Monday morning, the class was assembled and the teacher asked if anyone had been able to complete the assignment. The infamous Johnny raised his hand, and dubiously, the teacher asked him to stand and read the story to the class.

“Holy Moses!” said the Princess. “Pregnant again! (I wonder who it was?)”