To: sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; bentfeather; calrighty; clamper1797; Darkchylde; ..
An English teacher was instructing the class on the four main parts of every good short story. On the whiteboard, the teacher listed them:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery
At the end of the class, the assignment was to write a short story over the weekend, making sure it contained all four parts.
Monday morning, the class was assembled and the teacher asked if anyone had been able to complete the assignment. The infamous Johnny raised his hand, and dubiously, the teacher asked him to stand and read the story to the class.
“Holy Moses!” said the Princess. “Pregnant again! (I wonder who it was?)”
4,350 posted on
07/24/2006 12:03:06 PM PDT by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face; All
The police arrived and found a man dead on his living room floor with
a golf club next to his body.
They asked the woman, "Is this your husband?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Did you kill him?"
"Yes", she replied.
"It looks like you struck him eight times with this 3 iron. Is that correct?"
"Yes", she replied, "...but put me down for a five."
4,351 posted on
07/24/2006 12:07:56 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent)
To: Monkey Face
4,353 posted on
07/24/2006 12:11:42 PM PDT by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
4,363 posted on
07/24/2006 1:16:29 PM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Monkey Face
4,368 posted on
07/24/2006 1:33:10 PM PDT by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
Is it hot enough for you?
I just came in from outside where it was definitely hot enough for me. and it's only about 95. But a bit muggy.
If it's not, I suggest moving to Palm Springs. 113 or 118 while my hubby was there last week with nights around 95-97.
Lord help me. I went out to buy a ram stick for my computer, and ended up buying that, a graphics program and a digital camera.
Everything was on sale....
4,376 posted on
07/24/2006 1:53:08 PM PDT by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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