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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: NicknamedBob
I don't know what's keeping me from dozing off. So I'm not sure how long I'll last, either.
To: tuliptree76
And the good news is, tomorrow is Friday!
Did you ever hear of the technique of sending the second page of a letter, as if the first one mysteriously disappeared?
Under the assumption that the recipient has read the first page, you load up the second page with all kinds of outlandish (forgive the word) situations, not to be unraveled until the very end of the letter, when you casually mention that it was about your "friend's story."
It's a good way to get in trouble with your parents.
3,822
posted on
07/20/2006 8:53:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
My days tend to run together now, so I have trouble keeping track of which day it is.
Did you ever hear of the technique of sending the second page of a letter, as if the first one mysteriously disappeared?
I hadn't heard of that.
To: NicknamedBob
I'm going to get some sleep. Good night!
To: tuliptree76
3,825
posted on
07/20/2006 9:07:08 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
3,826
posted on
07/20/2006 9:18:42 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: NicknamedBob
flashlights my eye... I want one of
THESE!
3,827
posted on
07/20/2006 9:23:21 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: King Prout
3,828
posted on
07/20/2006 9:29:05 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: tuliptree76
3,829
posted on
07/20/2006 9:38:18 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
3,830
posted on
07/20/2006 9:39:27 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: rzeznikj at stout; King Prout
Glad I could help.
My brother was into acquiring skill in marksmanship. In his time, that often meant a sacrifice in your hearing sensitivity.
I have always been careful about letting my hearing be damaged. Your ears are one sense that never shuts down.
3,831
posted on
07/20/2006 9:40:37 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
S'matter Steve? You never learned to skim?
3,832
posted on
07/20/2006 9:42:22 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
3,833
posted on
07/20/2006 9:44:16 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: NicknamedBob
3,834
posted on
07/20/2006 9:45:19 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yep...
Though I usually do a lot worse without hearing protection...
3,835
posted on
07/20/2006 9:47:39 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: stephenjohnbanker
I drink two percent. But I also drink my coffee black.
3,836
posted on
07/20/2006 9:47:44 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
3,837
posted on
07/20/2006 9:49:42 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: NicknamedBob
Premium coffee KONA
half and half
cinnamon
nutmeg =
orgasm!
3,838
posted on
07/20/2006 9:51:45 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
3,839
posted on
07/20/2006 9:55:38 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
No wonder you never talk about your wife.
3,840
posted on
07/20/2006 9:56:27 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
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