To: Smokin' Joe
What's worse is that occasionally Oggette would feel the need to rearrange the boulders in the cave. The responsibility of moving the boulders fell on Og when he would get home after a long day of chasing Mammoth.
Og would of course oblige. Now once the boulders were moved, all the cave paintings would be out of place messing up the Che of the room (Che was pronounced "Grunt" back then...as was everything else).
Now the "interior decorator" would have to be called back in to move the paintings. Some enterprising cavemen would actually just carve the paintings out of the wall and move them rather than deal with the decorator (hence the invention of quarrying).
Now to top it all off lil Oggette started dating some Neanderthal. Og was so concerned over this that he cut her hair short to defend her honor.
Tough times back then.
10 posted on
06/01/2006 8:35:31 AM PDT by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: CougarGA7
11 posted on
06/01/2006 8:50:46 AM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: CougarGA7
"Now the "interior decorator" would have to be called back in to move the paintings"
'Guys' like Christopher Lowell had primitive...uh..."counterparts"?
[you knew that was coming].....;D
15 posted on
06/01/2006 10:06:10 AM PDT by
Salamander
(Cursed With Second Sight)
To: CougarGA7

Oggette got back.
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