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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

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Thanks and Regards.

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To: Dead Corpse
FIRE ! FIRE ! FIRE !!!

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3,701 posted on 06/19/2006 8:20:30 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Delta 21

Eeek, Panda!


3,702 posted on 06/19/2006 8:22:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare
Currently, it is probably all very properly clinical.

Back then, though, ... if memory serves, that's where I say the amputated leg of a person who had been infested by tiny worms called Wucheria bancroftii.

They clog up the lymph passages, causing abnormal swelling. Then they colonize the new area, producing even more abnormal growth.

You know it as Elephantiasis.

3,703 posted on 06/19/2006 8:29:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah, quite disturbing.
And fascinating.


3,704 posted on 06/19/2006 8:30:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

In the pits and abcesses of our minds, in the shadowy recesses where cobwebby dust hides unspeakable atrocities of painful memories, there one finds the scrabbling marks that indicate the passage of a creature known only as -- Darksheare!


3,705 posted on 06/19/2006 8:35:59 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

And for some reason, I'm seeing in my minds eye an intro to some strange movie.


3,706 posted on 06/19/2006 8:40:13 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

The camera shows the scene before a moving figure. Rats and human rats shrink back before the oncoming presence. Doers of evil suddenly rethink their plans.

Ladies of the evening brazenly thrust out their chins and other accoutrements as the hidden figure proceeds past them.

A change of camera view, and we see a well-dressed gentleman emerge from a dingy alley. Confidently, he turns toward the brighter lights.


3,707 posted on 06/19/2006 8:47:30 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: Darksheare

Happy Birthday, Darks!


3,708 posted on 06/19/2006 8:49:29 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Thanks!


3,709 posted on 06/19/2006 8:50:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: NicknamedBob

Reminds me of the now ancient story short I wrote, "Red Sky."


The sky was a burning red, almost arterial red.
I quickened my pace, as soon it would be dawn and I had to get back to my lair- and sleep.
The cursed sleep of the damned that all of my kind were cursed with.
How many centuries had it been now?
30?
I shook my head in grim thought.
All those years, all those sunrises that I could never see.
Ever.

I passed by some flowers and was tempted to pick one.
A silly thought, what do the undead need with flowers?
My kind would think me mad, stopping to pick a flower as if I were courting a maiden!
Maidens...
Again, I shook my head, partly to get rid of some horrible images and slow my quickening and growing hunger.
And to stave off the salivation that would come from following that line of thought.
Somewhere a dog barked.

Sticking my hands in my pockets, I traveled onward towards my eventual seclusion from the light.
A woman exited a door to my left, and the pock pock sound of her high heels told me she felt secure.
She was heading home late from work, and felt secure that the alley was deserted.
I knew better.
I could sense him before I even saw him.
He waited in the shadows, like a thief, like a predator, like a vampire, like me.
I sensed him tense for the spring.

He jumped upward, grabbed the woman roughly and proceeded to try and drag her further into the shadows where his intentions were quite clear.
He stank of fear and predatory energy.
Soon he stank of his own urine and terror.
He was pinned to the wall by my immobile stone cold grip.
The woman looked at me oddly as I told her to leave.
She hesitated.
I could hear her heartbeat where she stood, smell her skin and her perfume.
Almost taste the life in her veins..
My outraged bellow sent her running to her vehicle, the pock pock of her high heels coming more as a stacatto series of machine gun like clacks.
And then I vented my fury on her attacker.

His eyes had bulged at the sight of my fangs, and I shuddered as I drank his life.
I detested what I was, what I am.
What I will always be.
I turned back around the alleyway, leaving the body of the rapist to moulder in the boxes like trash, and picked a single flower from the cluster I had seen before.

And then I went home.
Maybe someday I will be granted my freedom from what I am, maybe someday I will get absolution..


3,710 posted on 06/19/2006 8:52:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: Darksheare

Good Night, Darks!


3,711 posted on 06/19/2006 9:25:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: Darksheare

You're welcome.


3,712 posted on 06/19/2006 9:30:34 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, see everyone in the morning.


3,713 posted on 06/19/2006 9:31:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: tuliptree76

Thanks again.


3,714 posted on 06/19/2006 9:31:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
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To: BenLurkin

(I believe that's why we named it "Undead!")

Great photo! Thanks!


3,715 posted on 06/20/2006 3:39:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: BenLurkin

(I believe that's why we named it "Undead!")

Great photo! Thanks!


3,716 posted on 06/20/2006 3:39:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: BenLurkin

(I believe that's why we named it "Undead!")

Great photo! Thanks!


3,717 posted on 06/20/2006 3:39:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I've walked until I had no legs, and still there is more to see. I never had a desire to visit New York City, but I'm VERY glad I came! I wouldn't have missed this for the world.


3,718 posted on 06/20/2006 3:41:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow. A triple post. *sigh* I want my own computer...:o|


3,719 posted on 06/20/2006 3:46:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow. A triple post. *sigh* I want my own computer...:o|


3,720 posted on 06/20/2006 3:46:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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