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Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[Lady Jag]

What a pig!   Better watch out what you say, them rednecks also shoot.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I did, I did!! :D

[Eaker]

Has the culprit been notified?

Has retribution been planned?

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, DJ! I saw that a couple of years go, but had forgotten how clever it was. It's aways good for a laugh! :o]

[Monkey Face]

I hate when people borrow anything of mine, because most of them do it on the "No Return Plan." It's too bad the redneck couldn't have been a man about it and at least left you a note telling you what she had done. Sheesh!

[Monkey Face]

*slap-slap*

Get hold of yourself, Irish. This is a family thread! ;o]

[King Prout]

I'm a fair shot myself, and evil with a knife when pressed.

there shall be no retribution.
when next I see her, I'll hand her the corpse of the old tool and say "this belongs to you"

and that shall be the end of it.

[King Prout]

it is aggravating, ain't it?

[King Prout]

it must be that accusation of being a killer of hundreds of thousands of people a year... it has driven you mad with remorse, it has!

[DJ MacWoW]

Yup. An oldie but goodie. ;)

[Monkey Face]

Worse than aggravating. I especially don't "loan" things to members of the opposite sex. Experience has shown me I can kiss the tools AND the guy goodbye.

I hope you confront the "woman." And when you do, tell her to cry like the man she thinks she is.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I mustn't have read that piece right.. per year?

*goes back to that thread*

[Tax-chick]

Oh, dear. I'd offer you a baby to hold, if I was in the area!

[Darksheare]

Be advised that she likely will protest and claim she didn't do it.

[StarCMC]

I'm a redneck, but I SWEAR it wasn't ME!!

[Monkey Face]

How could it be you? You're in the Ozarks! LOL!

(What are the Ozarks, anyway?) *snort*

[Monkey Face]

Good answer. Be sure to tell us how she reacts.

[King Prout]

yeah... PER YEAR

[King Prout]

there's "rednecks" (staunch teomanry) and then there's NO-ACCOUNT REDNECKS (shiftless lazy-assed ne'er-do-well goodfornothing slackjawed inbred decerebrate.....)

[King Prout]

what good would holding a baby accomplish?