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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

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To: EsmeraldaA; stephenjohnbanker
"Rolls-Kinnardly?"

Jokes as old as mine are new again. This one is from Vaudeville.

"I just bought a new car. It's a Rolls-Kinnardly."

... "A Rolls-Kinnardly?"

"Yeah. It rolls down one hill, and can 'ardly get up the next one!"

2,841 posted on 06/12/2006 6:23:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Ohh my!

That was a big bell indeed!

LOL!

Thanks!!
2,842 posted on 06/12/2006 6:25:53 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: A CA Guy

In your experience, you mean to say? ;)


2,843 posted on 06/12/2006 6:27:04 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: A CA Guy; EsmeraldaA; Knitting A Conundrum

Robert Heinlein wrote "The Door Into Summer" regarding time travel, and the problem of money.

The guy used gold wire, wrapped around his waist.


2,844 posted on 06/12/2006 6:28:07 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOLOL!

Still funny!


2,845 posted on 06/12/2006 6:28:29 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

There are times where that could get you into trouble, I suspect, but at least it was portable...

My favorite time travel story is "All You Zombies." I think.


2,846 posted on 06/12/2006 6:29:49 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Yes, toosie rolls in various time lines are a food group unto themselves which have more value than gold or the candy bar Ooops named after a future Democrat years from now who accidentally impregnated his intern.
2,847 posted on 06/12/2006 6:29:51 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
You Are a Dalmation Puppy
Kind, bright, and very energetic.
Firemen love to pat your little head.
What Breed of Puppy Are You?

2,848 posted on 06/12/2006 6:30:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: NicknamedBob

He should have also brought a supply of pet rocks which are also priceless throughout all of time.


2,849 posted on 06/12/2006 6:30:59 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty
What Color Heart Do You Have?

2,850 posted on 06/12/2006 6:33:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: EsmeraldaA; stephenjohnbanker
It has just occured to me that some of the old Vaudeville routines have been resurrected ... as ventriloquist acts!

It's very outré for teams of funny men to appear together, but guys like Jeff Dunham can get away with it.

2,851 posted on 06/12/2006 6:33:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
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To: Monkey Face
Dalmations aren't as noisy as beagles...hmmm...

Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.

You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.
What Is Your World View?

2,852 posted on 06/12/2006 6:34:45 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
LOL! Hiya, Sis!

You Are 29 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?

2,853 posted on 06/12/2006 6:36:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
"My favorite time travel story is "All You Zombies." I think."

Yes. That was a Heinlein story too. For a tour-de-force of how to take that idea to extremes, (as if it weren't!), read David Gerrold's "The Man Who Folded Himself."

He's the author of the Star Trek episode, "The Trouble With Tribbles," just to give you the flavor of his work.

2,854 posted on 06/12/2006 6:37:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
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To: Capn TrVth

LOL!
Hi, Cap'n! I haven't seen you for quite a while.


2,855 posted on 06/12/2006 6:40:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

ROTFLMBO!


2,856 posted on 06/12/2006 6:40:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: fanfan

I am nw. I've had to share the computer, not that I'm "homeless..."


2,857 posted on 06/12/2006 6:42:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: A CA Guy

But of course.....what was I thinking?


2,858 posted on 06/12/2006 6:48:11 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
Your World View
You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.
You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.
You are essentially a content person.

Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.
You are moral by your own standards.
You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.
What Is Your World View?

2,859 posted on 06/12/2006 6:48:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
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To: Monkey Face; Knitting A Conundrum

Too many quizzes lacking any choice of answer that I can choose...


2,860 posted on 06/12/2006 6:48:50 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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