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[Harmless Teddy Bear]

:Briefly considers following fanfan's example:

I want to keep it for back up but it has always been the computer from Heck.

(Heck is a suburb of Hell with a better school system and nicer yards)

[NonLinear]

If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?
That sounds like a non linear question...

I read hex, binary and octal, ascii, ebcdic, bcd, and cheap novels...chicks go crazy over that stuff, you know.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Well, to erase the hard disk of a computer--I recommend this (can be burned to a CD, or download a floppy image)

http://dban.sourceforge.net

Offers several medium and a couple of high-security ways of wiping the disk clean (e.g. RCMP and US DoD standards).

[fanfan]

(Heck is a suburb of Hell with a better school system and nicer yards)

No it's not.

It only looks that way from the other side of the fence.

:-D

[rzeznikj at stout]

I refer you to my tagline...8^)

BTW, the answer is 57006.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Thanks!

If I have to redo this computer and it looks like I will have to I will use this program.

[NicknamedBob]

"(Heck is a suburb of Hell with a better school system and nicer yards)"



Down The Road

I’m setting up some real estate,
For a special breed of folks,
The kind who think the rest are all,
Somewhat pathetic jokes.

The sort of person who,
Just wants to be left alone.
And who can get on fine if he,
Is stuck out on his own.

I’m talking about curmudgeons,
A classless sort of class.
The ones who, when you try to help,
Tell you to ... take a pass.*

They aren’t the devilish kind of folks,
Nor angels, you can tell,
They don’t get on with people types,
But they don’t belong in Hell.

So I’m setting up a place nearby,
The climate’s not so good.
But the understanding is,
It’s for the misunderstood.

They’ll have their books, and poetry,
And other things they like,
And prominently stated in the yard,
The sentiment, “Take a Hike!”

They like to be alone, you see,
And they’re content with that,
So if you have a nominee,
Then you can pass the hat.

We’ll solve a problem in this way,
And another thing that’s swell,
Is if some lost souls ventured by,
They’d be told ... directions well.*


NicknamedBob . . . . . March 14, 2004

*=Insert alternate rhyming scheme here ...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They’ll have their books, and poetry,
And other things they like,
And prominently stated in the yard,
The sentiment, “Take a Hike!”

With my "Go Away!" door mat I should fit right in...

[NicknamedBob]

I saw a guy on a Harley. The back of his jacket read, "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off!"


You can get better mileage with attitude.

[rzeznikj at stout]

You'll have to either burn the CD image or copy it to a floppy.

Boot off it and away you go...8^)

[BenLurkin]

[tuliptree76]

*grin*

[tuliptree76]

*ventures out from the library*

It sure is quiet in here tonight.

[A CA Guy]

Check out the termites in the books you were reading.

They were munching away, so they weren't that quiet.

[EsmeraldaA]

Hello tulip!
Nice to see you, can't stay though. ;o)

[tuliptree76]

Check out the termites in the books you were reading.

They were munching away, so they weren't that quiet.

GAAAAAAAAAAH! Call an exterminator! Bob!!!

I need those books for my dissertation!!!

[tuliptree76]

Hi Es. I hope you are doing well. :-)

[Monkey Face]

No. My oldest grandson graduated tonight so I was otherwise occupied.

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Ben!

:o]

[EsmeraldaA]

I'm not feeling to good actually, so I am going to bed to read or watch TV.
See you tomorrow,
Goodnight and sweet dreams....