[in hoc signo vinces]

I dunno...dress her up, put some make up on her, and drink a twelve pack...yeah, she could be innocent of all charges.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

If she was dressed up, and wore her makeup right, and she brought some beer... midemeanor, with a $500 fine.

[Froufrou]

Don't forget to don your beer goggles...you know, the ones that make everyone look great at closing time...