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RULES: You must use the WFTD in a sentence for an A. For a + after your “A,” you must bring in a link of the word usage or something funny, a poem or some prose that will elucidate the word for us.

If you need to know how to link, come to the Subbie’s desk in the front of the class.

1 posted on 05/02/2006 6:23:50 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18
W says I'm number one!


2 posted on 05/02/2006 6:24:03 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Slip18

It's about time!


3 posted on 05/02/2006 6:24:26 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Slip18

I stayed at one of those fancy hotels one time and they left a stale mint on my pillow.


6 posted on 05/02/2006 6:26:44 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: xsmommy; RikaStrom; VRWCmember; Argh; anniegetyourgun; Amos the Prophet; AxelPaulsenJr; Asphalt; ...

Okay. I messed up my first time on this computer, but I'm sure you cab read it. Good morning!


8 posted on 05/02/2006 6:27:36 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18

The cad said he wanted a fresh mate because he was tired of his stalemate.


9 posted on 05/02/2006 6:28:08 AM PDT by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Slip18; xsmommy; VRWCmember; Texan5
Stalemate:
a.k.a. "Mexican standoff"
12 posted on 05/02/2006 6:31:49 AM PDT by TheGrimReaper (Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.)
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To: Slip18

Stalemate - the reason for a new girlfriend.


21 posted on 05/02/2006 6:39:35 AM PDT by Toby06 (Make illegal immigration illegal!)
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To: Slip18

Billie Jeff's chases jailbait,
Web Hubbell's close to a whale's weight,
But Hillary's a shrew,
That despises the jews,
And to Bill she's naught but a stale mate.


26 posted on 05/02/2006 6:45:45 AM PDT by MortMan (Trains stop at train stations. On my desk is a workstation...)
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To: Slip18

I recall playing chess with my dad when I was a young'n. I considered a stalemate as a win, as he handily defeated me again and again. I accepted that I wasn't going to beat him, but a stalemate? He wasn't gonna beat me either. And then one day, a stalemate wasn't gonna cut it. I risky venture and I was able to capture his queen, and he resigned shortly thereafter. A lesson learned. Now, with all due respect, shouldn't the President be playing for a win against illegal immigration, instead of another damned mexican standoff?


32 posted on 05/02/2006 6:52:43 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Slip18

Good Morning!

I can only appreciate a stalemate when I think I'm on the losing end.

Too bad politics doesn't offer a stalemate solution to a close election. Then we could all munch popcorn until the two stale politicians finished duking it out.


35 posted on 05/02/2006 7:01:06 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty

Stalemate?

Why? Ya lookin' fer one with more bread?


39 posted on 05/02/2006 7:11:14 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Slip18

Iran, by all odds, is a failed state
Yet they've played the whole world to a stalemate
They're enriching uraniums
While the free world's best craniums
React at a pace that's a snail gait


42 posted on 05/02/2006 7:15:22 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: Slip18
My mate is definitely NOT stale!

Morning all

45 posted on 05/02/2006 7:16:19 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Slip18

Home at last-

It appears the illegal marches
Didn't grap that much attention-
Only the lamestream media whores
Gave it more than just a mention

They want to whip up a frenzy-
They're bored with the stalemate
They'd be smarter to leave it alone
And not go tempting fate

If they keep playing race cards
And handing out koolaid to drink
The situation could get volatile
And they'll be blamed for causing a stink


113 posted on 05/02/2006 3:15:30 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: Slip18
As God is this geeks' witness, the first baseball stalemate example that came to my mind was the following:

1917 At Wrigley Field, southpaw Hippo Vaughn of Chicago and Reds righty Fred Toney throw no-hitters against one another through the first nine innings. The deadlock is broken in the top of the tenth with a one-out single by Larry Kopf, an error and an infield hit by Jim Thorpe, and Toney then sets the Cubs down in order to preserve his extra inning gem.

Imagine how freaked I was at the doc's waiting room later today when I saw the Cub's pre-game show and they mentioned the very same thing - because it happened today!!!

115 posted on 05/02/2006 3:28:40 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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