1 posted on
04/26/2006 6:26:42 PM PDT by
SJackson
To: SJackson
Fart free beans. I swear, people just want to take the joy out of everything.
2 posted on
04/26/2006 6:28:05 PM PDT by
Nachoman
(I love greasy old bolt guns.)
To: SJackson

The notorious "Bean Scene" The reviews of Blazing Saddles were mixed with the negatives focusing on the racist jokes and the bad taste scenes such as the bean scene and knocking out the horse scene. It was even suggested by Warner Brothers executives that these scenes be removed prior to release but Brooks contract gave him final cut so they all remained. The positive reviews basically agreed that the overall key to enjoying this film is to realize no one and nothing is shielded from Brooks satire. In doing this, the story emphasizes how ridiculous all racism and prejudices really are and how we all need to laugh at ourselves not others.
3 posted on
04/26/2006 6:29:38 PM PDT by
SJackson
(The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do!)
To: SJackson
Dang, I guess we rednecks are going to have to find another catalyst for a bubble bath...
5 posted on
04/26/2006 6:33:51 PM PDT by
NCjim
(The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
To: SJackson
To "de-gas" beans simply use the quick soak method-
Boil beans in water for 2 minutes, then remove from the heat and let it sit for 2-4 hours with the cover on. Or traditionally- soak overnight or 12 hours.
Next drain and discard the rinse water, rinse again then cover with fresh cold water.
Be sure to thoroughly cook the beans -one to four hours depending on the texture and legume.
link
This is not exactly a new development to many people.
To: SJackson
What fun are fart-free beans?
To: SJackson
Write your legislators guys! This is the last straw! What a bunch of Killjoys.
8 posted on
04/26/2006 6:38:42 PM PDT by
ExpatGator
(Progressivism: A polyp on the colon politic.)
To: SJackson
Fart-Free Beans All you have to do is cook them. You know the fart is gone when the beans crack.
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At least, that's what my father always told me.
Becki
9 posted on
04/26/2006 6:39:19 PM PDT by
Becki
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.)
To: SJackson
What...??? All my 401K funds are invested in musical fruit futures. WO IS ME.
10 posted on
04/26/2006 6:40:14 PM PDT by
Shqipo
(2006 is Bush Country!)
To: SJackson
12 posted on
04/26/2006 6:47:45 PM PDT by
halfright
(9/11 3,000 Americans MURDERED...close the borders! N O W !!! Semper Fi !!)
To: SJackson
they found it decreased the soluble fibre content by more than 60% Geez, sort of eliminates one of the great virtues of beans.
My daughter lived with a family in the sticks of Nigaragua for several months and lived pretty much on rice and beans. I asked her if she had a gas problem. She said no, when you live on them, your body adjusts.
Besides, enough beans enables one to fart on queue. Very handy skill. Served me well in Books-A-Million. /snigger
13 posted on
04/26/2006 6:50:35 PM PDT by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)
To: SJackson
16 posted on
04/26/2006 8:09:25 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Take me to your blender !)
To: hellinahandcart
I guess this takes care of the "I Like to Fart Cookbook" quandary, eh?
20 posted on
04/27/2006 4:57:46 AM PDT by
sauropod
("Age is just a number" - Brenda Frese, UMD Women's Basketball Coach, 4/4/06)
To: SJackson
So you think, eh?

21 posted on
04/27/2006 5:05:05 AM PDT by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: SJackson
Piercing the beans with a pin to release the gas is just a normal part of food prep!
Any good chef knows that.
23 posted on
08/27/2006 9:30:51 AM PDT by
FixitGuy
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