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Fart-free beans
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| 4-26-06
Posted on 04/26/2006 6:26:40 PM PDT by SJackson
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:26:42 PM PDT
by
SJackson
To: SJackson
Fart free beans. I swear, people just want to take the joy out of everything.
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:28:05 PM PDT
by
Nachoman
(I love greasy old bolt guns.)
To: SJackson
The notorious "Bean Scene" The reviews of Blazing Saddles were mixed with the negatives focusing on the racist jokes and the bad taste scenes such as the bean scene and knocking out the horse scene. It was even suggested by Warner Brothers executives that these scenes be removed prior to release but Brook’s contract gave him final cut so they all remained. The positive reviews basically agreed that the overall key to enjoying this film is to realize no one and nothing is shielded from Brooks satire. In doing this, the story emphasizes how ridiculous all racism and prejudices really are and how we all need to laugh at ourselves not others.
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:29:38 PM PDT
by
SJackson
(The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do!)
To: Nachoman; Lil'freeper
Now that is just not right. First they want to take my guns away, and now they want to take away my other lethal weapons.
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:33:32 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
(..it takes some pretty serious yodeling to..filibuster from a five star ski resort in the Swiss Alps)
To: SJackson
Dang, I guess we rednecks are going to have to find another catalyst for a bubble bath...
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:33:51 PM PDT
by
NCjim
(The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
To: SJackson
To "de-gas" beans simply use the quick soak method-
Boil beans in water for 2 minutes, then remove from the heat and let it sit for 2-4 hours with the cover on. Or traditionally- soak overnight or 12 hours.
Next drain and discard the rinse water, rinse again then cover with fresh cold water.
Be sure to thoroughly cook the beans -one to four hours depending on the texture and legume.
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This is not exactly a new development to many people.
To: SJackson
What fun are fart-free beans?
To: SJackson
Write your legislators guys! This is the last straw! What a bunch of Killjoys.
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:38:42 PM PDT
by
ExpatGator
(Progressivism: A polyp on the colon politic.)
To: SJackson
Fart-Free Beans All you have to do is cook them. You know the fart is gone when the beans crack.
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At least, that's what my father always told me.
Becki
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:39:19 PM PDT
by
Becki
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.)
To: SJackson
What...??? All my 401K funds are invested in musical fruit futures. WO IS ME.
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:40:14 PM PDT
by
Shqipo
(2006 is Bush Country!)
To: SJackson
Not only that but it is one of the funniest scenes ever filmed!
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:43:50 PM PDT
by
ops33
(Retired USAF Senior Master Sergeant)
To: SJackson
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:47:45 PM PDT
by
halfright
(9/11 3,000 Americans MURDERED...close the borders! N O W !!! Semper Fi !!)
To: SJackson
they found it decreased the soluble fibre content by more than 60% Geez, sort of eliminates one of the great virtues of beans.
My daughter lived with a family in the sticks of Nigaragua for several months and lived pretty much on rice and beans. I asked her if she had a gas problem. She said no, when you live on them, your body adjusts.
Besides, enough beans enables one to fart on queue. Very handy skill. Served me well in Books-A-Million. /snigger
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posted on
04/26/2006 6:50:35 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)
To: Becki
This is a devious plot, formented by that Venezuelan dictator, attacking the American fartland.
Broke-Back Beans(tm)??? LOL
To: SJackson
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posted on
04/26/2006 8:09:25 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Take me to your blender !)
To: battlegearboat
This is a devious plot, formented by that Venezuelan dictator, attacking the American fartland. This cannot be allowed to stand.
We must take to the streets. We must make our .... voices .... heard!!!
Becki
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posted on
04/26/2006 8:10:21 PM PDT
by
Becki
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.)
To: Becki
17 posts, and no one has posted ???
Beans, beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot!
I guess there really is no more toot.
To: 9999lakes
Time for a chorus of "The Day The Music Died".
To: hellinahandcart
I guess this takes care of the "I Like to Fart Cookbook" quandary, eh?
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posted on
04/27/2006 4:57:46 AM PDT
by
sauropod
("Age is just a number" - Brenda Frese, UMD Women's Basketball Coach, 4/4/06)
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