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The OFFICIAL weekly "24" Season 5 Live Thread-2
FOX 24 ^ | 4-24-06 | Jack Bauer

Posted on 04/24/2006 12:30:28 PM PDT by OXENinFLA



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To: rwrcpa1
Maybe Jack will cut out his eyeball.

Somehow, someway, before this is over, Gayweez is gonna hafta be tortured.

2,561 posted on 05/11/2006 9:54:43 AM PDT by evad
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To: Shelayne
Miles is a bowel movement. He needs to go.

Absolutely. Miles knows that Logan is a murderer and a traitor but he is doing it for his own personal gain. Rudy Samwise was a putz but at least he never was a traitor. And Rudy died an honorable death to save others. I can't see that weasel Miles doing anything good. I think Chloe will put 2 and 2 together. She has personality issues but she is very smart. And I loved the Taser too! Not once, but twice.

2,562 posted on 05/11/2006 9:55:51 AM PDT by rwrcpa1 (April 15. Let's make it just another day.)
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To: OXENinFLA
THE 6 DEGREES OF JFK.


Jack Bauer - Patrick Kennedy: Jack Bauer drives a 757 down a freeway at 3am better than Patrick Kennedy drives his Mustang at 3am. Both have history of drug abuse.
Patrick Kennedy - Ted Kennedy: Pat is Teddy's son.
Patrick Kennedy - SecDef Heller: Both should have their driver's license revoked.
SecDef Heller - Ted Kennedy: Both drove a car into the drink and lived to tell about it. Both have sons they would like to kick in the butt. Both have accused a sitting president of treason.
Ted Kennedy - John F. Kennedy: John was Ted's brother
SecDef Heller - John F. Kennedy: William Devane played JFK in The Missiles of October
President Weasel - JFK: Gregory Itzin admits he used JFK as an inspiration for President Charles Logan.

More relevant discussion at Blogs4Bauer
2,563 posted on 05/11/2006 9:56:13 AM PDT by GOP and the City (Carnival of Bauer!!!)
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To: Steve Van Doorn
The president ordered the plane to be shot down the Fighter pilot asked for the mission to be aborted due to the plane was landing on the 118 (near my house).

Now tell the truth, you went outside and looked at the sky, didn't you? LOL

2,564 posted on 05/11/2006 10:00:24 AM PDT by rwrcpa1 (April 15. Let's make it just another day.)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Also good for passing the time till next Monday is going to Amazon.com, and scrolling down to the customer reviews for Jack Bauer's man purse..some of them are hilarious.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FH2XFS/qid=1147369356/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0487215-4354261?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=apparel&v=glance&n=1036592

**This Bag Has Thwarted Away 2 Terrorists From Me On One Occasion. How Do I Know This? Because I Heard "Jihad Jihad, Allah Wakbar, Jack Bauer" And Them Fleeing Away.**


2,565 posted on 05/11/2006 11:39:25 AM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: sockmonkey

HAHA!! I always thought he had a laptop in there...



"This is the sacred satchel he casually carries around with him throughout Season 5. What's in the bag? Only Jack knows for sure but one thing is certain... he is utterly invincible when he carries with him his trusty old Bag O' Whoop Ass! It is comfortable and lightweight and ideal for carrying a laptop, cellphone or any other anti-terrorist gear like handguns and data drives because it is impervious to X-ray detection at airports and CTU security checkpoints. I wouldn't be surprised if he's carrying Tony Almeida's soul in there! The Unisex Travel Bag by Andrew Christian (Jack Bauer Signature Edition) makes for great gift giving, game show consolation prizes and all around everyday survival gear for the CTU Field Agent"

"I'll be honest, the only reason I bought this bag in the first place is that it's Jack Bauer's bag from the current season of 24. But I've been pleasantly surprised with the quality of the bag"

This is the best one:
"I only bought this bag so I can be almost as cool as Jack Bauer. The bag says that its made of canvas, but it is actually made of Chuck Norris's skin, tanned and dyed green after he looked in Jack Bauer's direction and was promptly killed multiple times by Jack Bauer and his HK compact and Microtech Halo. This bag carries all my tactical stuff like my nunchauka, gas mask, toilet paper, clam jerky, fire sauce from Taco bell, spare magazines for my HK, suntan lotion, condoms, flip flops, bloody towels. If I ever need to bug-out, this bag is going with me baby!"

"THAT'S RIGHT. JACK BAUER TAKES THIS BAG AROUND DURING SEASON 5 AND LOADS IT WITH THE MOST ANTI-TERRORIST, ASS-KICKING, AUDREY LOVING EQUIPMENT HE EVER NEEDS. THIS BAG HAS THWARTED AWAY 2 TERRORISTS FROM ME ON ONE OCCASION. HOW DO I KNOW THIS? BECAUSE I HEART "JIHAD JIHAD, ALLAH WAKHBAR, JACK BAUER" AND THEM FLEEING AWAY. 5STARS*****"


2,566 posted on 05/11/2006 11:50:09 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: rwrcpa1
"The president ordered the plane to be shot down the Fighter pilot asked for the mission to be aborted due to the plane was landing on the 118 (near my house).

Now tell the truth, you went outside and looked at the sky, didn't you? LOL"

No, I just recognize the areas they shoot at is all.

2,567 posted on 05/11/2006 4:08:21 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric cartman voice* “I love you guys”)
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To: Steve Van Doorn

I just heard President Bush is going to make a speech on immigration on Monday, which could interfere with 24. NO!!!!!!!!!!!


2,568 posted on 05/12/2006 10:14:31 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

OMG...........what will happen if it does?


2,569 posted on 05/12/2006 11:59:29 AM PDT by navynucmom (You know you're a goner when Jack says that you're the only one he can trust)
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To: EdnaMode; navynucmom
I just heard President Bush is going to make a speech on immigration on Monday, which could interfere with 24. NO!!!!!!!!!!!

His speech is scheduled for 7pm Eastern. I figure he watches "24", too.

2,570 posted on 05/12/2006 12:03:28 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: navynucmom; EdnaMode

The Slimes says:

WASHINGTON, May 12 — President Bush will address the country Monday night to spur passage of legislation that could put millions of illegal immigrants on the path to American citizenship, the White House announced today.

Mr. Bush will speak from the Oval Office beginning at 8 p.m. Eastern time. The White House spokesman, Tony Snow, said the president would speak for about 20 minutes, and that television networks had been asked to carry the speech live.


2,571 posted on 05/12/2006 12:07:39 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: sockmonkey
thanks! I live in CST and when I saw 8:00 I was freakin! don't look like we will miss 24 after all......Rush said this speech is about putting National Guards on the border...not what the slimes says.
2,572 posted on 05/12/2006 12:27:21 PM PDT by navynucmom (You know you're a goner when Jack says that you're the only one he can trust)
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To: All
Don't worry everyone. Most likely all that will happen is "24" will air a bit later than normal. Fox isn't going to miss airing their one of their most popular shows.

And please, lets not start discussing immigration in this thread. There are plenty of threads devoted to that.

2,573 posted on 05/12/2006 2:13:18 PM PDT by COEXERJ145 (Real Leaders Base Their Decisions on Their Convictions. Wannabes Base Decisions on the Latest Poll.)
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To: EdnaMode
"I just heard President Bush is going to make a speech on immigration on Monday, which could interfere with 24. NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Repeat after me: "24 is a TV show. 24 is for our entertainment pleasure."

If the speech interupted South park now there is a problem :)

2,574 posted on 05/12/2006 3:23:28 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric cartman voice* “I love you guys”)
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To: COEXERJ145

Here's a "scene" from the next episode. It's another Star Wars parody I came up with. Hehe.

Emperor Palpatine: "Welcome Jack Bauer, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those (Henderson removes Bauer's handcuffs). Guards leave us. I look forward to completing your training Mr. Bauer. In time you will call me Master."

Jack: "You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did Henderson."

Emperor: "Oh no, my young apprentice, but I believe it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."

Henderson: "His gun and cellphone."

Emperor: "Ah yes, Jack Bauer's weapons, much like Robocop's. By now you must know Chrissy can never be turned from the dark side. So will it be with you."

Jack: "You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead. And you with me."

Emperor (laughs) Perhaps you are referring to the imminent attack of CTU. I can assure you, we are quite safe from those fools here.

Jack: Your over confidence is your weakness.

Emperor: You faith in your friends is yours.

Henderson: It is pointless to resist Bauer.

Emperor: Everything that has transpired has done so according to MY design. Your troops are walking into a trap, as are your friends. It was I who allowed Chloe O'Brian to know the location of the shield generator. They are quite safe from CTU. An entire legion of my best troops await them. Oh...I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....


2,575 posted on 05/12/2006 3:50:25 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: pbear8
placemarker
2,576 posted on 05/12/2006 7:27:58 PM PDT by pbear8 (Thanks Tony Snow for clearing things up!)
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To: pbear8

Fox's website says the shows will start about 20 minutes late.


2,577 posted on 05/13/2006 8:00:11 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Thanks EM for the heads up. I am left coast so I don't know if they will have caught up by then. Should be exciting!


2,578 posted on 05/13/2006 8:25:27 AM PDT by pbear8 (Thanks Tony Snow for clearing things up!)
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To: American Quilter
Just waiting for Jack to blow away another knee cap makes it all worth while...

Speaking of violence :D ...

Found this link on another site:

Jack Bauer's kill count for days 1-5

2,579 posted on 05/13/2006 12:08:13 PM PDT by Nasher (Praying that President Bush does the right thing on Monday, May 15)
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To: Nasher

Very entertaining! Thanks for posting the link.


2,580 posted on 05/13/2006 2:33:08 PM PDT by American Quilter
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