Posted on 04/24/2006 12:30:28 PM PDT by OXENinFLA
Somehow, someway, before this is over, Gayweez is gonna hafta be tortured.
Absolutely. Miles knows that Logan is a murderer and a traitor but he is doing it for his own personal gain. Rudy Samwise was a putz but at least he never was a traitor. And Rudy died an honorable death to save others. I can't see that weasel Miles doing anything good. I think Chloe will put 2 and 2 together. She has personality issues but she is very smart. And I loved the Taser too! Not once, but twice.
Now tell the truth, you went outside and looked at the sky, didn't you? LOL
Also good for passing the time till next Monday is going to Amazon.com, and scrolling down to the customer reviews for Jack Bauer's man purse..some of them are hilarious.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FH2XFS/qid=1147369356/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-0487215-4354261?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=apparel&v=glance&n=1036592
**This Bag Has Thwarted Away 2 Terrorists From Me On One Occasion. How Do I Know This? Because I Heard "Jihad Jihad, Allah Wakbar, Jack Bauer" And Them Fleeing Away.**
HAHA!! I always thought he had a laptop in there...
"This is the sacred satchel he casually carries around with him throughout Season 5. What's in the bag? Only Jack knows for sure but one thing is certain... he is utterly invincible when he carries with him his trusty old Bag O' Whoop Ass! It is comfortable and lightweight and ideal for carrying a laptop, cellphone or any other anti-terrorist gear like handguns and data drives because it is impervious to X-ray detection at airports and CTU security checkpoints. I wouldn't be surprised if he's carrying Tony Almeida's soul in there! The Unisex Travel Bag by Andrew Christian (Jack Bauer Signature Edition) makes for great gift giving, game show consolation prizes and all around everyday survival gear for the CTU Field Agent"
"I'll be honest, the only reason I bought this bag in the first place is that it's Jack Bauer's bag from the current season of 24. But I've been pleasantly surprised with the quality of the bag"
This is the best one:
"I only bought this bag so I can be almost as cool as Jack Bauer. The bag says that its made of canvas, but it is actually made of Chuck Norris's skin, tanned and dyed green after he looked in Jack Bauer's direction and was promptly killed multiple times by Jack Bauer and his HK compact and Microtech Halo. This bag carries all my tactical stuff like my nunchauka, gas mask, toilet paper, clam jerky, fire sauce from Taco bell, spare magazines for my HK, suntan lotion, condoms, flip flops, bloody towels. If I ever need to bug-out, this bag is going with me baby!"
"THAT'S RIGHT. JACK BAUER TAKES THIS BAG AROUND DURING SEASON 5 AND LOADS IT WITH THE MOST ANTI-TERRORIST, ASS-KICKING, AUDREY LOVING EQUIPMENT HE EVER NEEDS. THIS BAG HAS THWARTED AWAY 2 TERRORISTS FROM ME ON ONE OCCASION. HOW DO I KNOW THIS? BECAUSE I HEART "JIHAD JIHAD, ALLAH WAKHBAR, JACK BAUER" AND THEM FLEEING AWAY. 5STARS*****"
Now tell the truth, you went outside and looked at the sky, didn't you? LOL"
No, I just recognize the areas they shoot at is all.
I just heard President Bush is going to make a speech on immigration on Monday, which could interfere with 24. NO!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG...........what will happen if it does?
His speech is scheduled for 7pm Eastern. I figure he watches "24", too.
The Slimes says:
WASHINGTON, May 12 — President Bush will address the country Monday night to spur passage of legislation that could put millions of illegal immigrants on the path to American citizenship, the White House announced today.
Mr. Bush will speak from the Oval Office beginning at 8 p.m. Eastern time. The White House spokesman, Tony Snow, said the president would speak for about 20 minutes, and that television networks had been asked to carry the speech live.
And please, lets not start discussing immigration in this thread. There are plenty of threads devoted to that.
Repeat after me: "24 is a TV show. 24 is for our entertainment pleasure."
If the speech interupted South park now there is a problem :)
Here's a "scene" from the next episode. It's another Star Wars parody I came up with. Hehe.
Emperor Palpatine: "Welcome Jack Bauer, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those (Henderson removes Bauer's handcuffs). Guards leave us. I look forward to completing your training Mr. Bauer. In time you will call me Master."
Jack: "You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did Henderson."
Emperor: "Oh no, my young apprentice, but I believe it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."
Henderson: "His gun and cellphone."
Emperor: "Ah yes, Jack Bauer's weapons, much like Robocop's. By now you must know Chrissy can never be turned from the dark side. So will it be with you."
Jack: "You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead. And you with me."
Emperor (laughs) Perhaps you are referring to the imminent attack of CTU. I can assure you, we are quite safe from those fools here.
Jack: Your over confidence is your weakness.
Emperor: You faith in your friends is yours.
Henderson: It is pointless to resist Bauer.
Emperor: Everything that has transpired has done so according to MY design. Your troops are walking into a trap, as are your friends. It was I who allowed Chloe O'Brian to know the location of the shield generator. They are quite safe from CTU. An entire legion of my best troops await them. Oh...I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....
Fox's website says the shows will start about 20 minutes late.
Thanks EM for the heads up. I am left coast so I don't know if they will have caught up by then. Should be exciting!
Speaking of violence :D ...
Found this link on another site:
Very entertaining! Thanks for posting the link.
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