I love it! The following was told to me by my Grandfather, who was in the courtroom during a trial:
lawyer: Sheriff, are you sure that was the defendant's car?
Sheriff: Yes sir, I could read the license plate.
lawyer: Really? How far away were you?
Sheriff: About 30 yards.
lawyer: That's a long way off, Sheriff. Just how far can you see?
Sheriff, after pause: I can see the moon...How far is that?
Reminds me of a movie (what doesn't).
Remember the little old lady giving testimony in "My Cousin Vinny"? You know, the one with the super-coke bottle glasses?
I can't remember her name, but I do remember this:
Vinny: "Mrs. ___, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Judge: "Let the record show counselor is holding up two fingers."
Vinny: "Your Honor!!"