Reminds me of a movie (what doesn't).
Remember the little old lady giving testimony in "My Cousin Vinny"? You know, the one with the super-coke bottle glasses?
I can't remember her name, but I do remember this:
Vinny: "Mrs. ___, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Judge: "Let the record show counselor is holding up two fingers."
Vinny: "Your Honor!!"