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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST | 04/21/2006 | IPW

Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton

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To: Dashing Dasher; Steelerfan; Steve0113; Auntbee

on second thought....yes, I think you should make their membership MANDITORY!

initiation given by yourself and Auntbee.

I'll save my energy for later.


321 posted on 04/21/2006 10:57:24 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
Beats the heck out of me. True story, shortly after we were first married I was drinking on the couch drinking beer and watching a Steeler game (which from the name you can gather I consider rather important). My wife was vacuuming in front of the TV and I asked her if she could move, she was blocking the game. Thirty seconds later, I am off the couch vacuuming, she is watching Trading Spaces on TV. I have no conscious recollection of what happened during those 30 seconds, but I am fairly certain it was painful.
322 posted on 04/21/2006 10:57:27 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: Steelerfan

LOL...are you sure you're not my ex-husband?


323 posted on 04/21/2006 10:58:47 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: Liberty Valance

Liberty Valance, after that post, you better be looking out for Ransom Stoddard's wife Hallie!!!!

You might get shot by her!!


324 posted on 04/21/2006 10:59:38 AM PDT by fredhead ("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
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To: Lucky9teen

ROFL


325 posted on 04/21/2006 11:00:43 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: peacebaby; Auntbee

They have been invited.

Now, the fun parts starts.


326 posted on 04/21/2006 11:01:36 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
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To: fredhead

Hard Cider, of course.


327 posted on 04/21/2006 11:01:55 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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To: EX52D

Not unless the blackout lasted a lot longer than I thought.

Seriously though, Steve mentioned survival instincts. I think we lack them when we are young and grow into them through (sometimes painful experience).


328 posted on 04/21/2006 11:02:12 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: peacebaby

I have my whip ready!!!


329 posted on 04/21/2006 11:02:29 AM PDT by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

No. I take that back. HottieGirl got mad at me the other day. (I didn't get in trouble because I am a 36 year old grown man, but she did get mad)


You see I went to the bar the other day and stayed for a couple hours and caught a stiff buzz. On my way home I stop at the "video" and "novelty" store to see if the electric bunny had come in. Well my neighbor saw me come out of this establishment and told HottieGirl.

Yeah, she let me have it. She said, "I cannot beleive you went to the bar and drank beer all day and then went to the ****store. I told you I wanted to go with you next time."


330 posted on 04/21/2006 11:02:43 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (AIXELSYD TAEB I)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Always, always take her with you. What's wrong with you!!


331 posted on 04/21/2006 11:04:15 AM PDT by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Steelerfan

Did she make you wear heels? I hate it when they do that.


332 posted on 04/21/2006 11:04:47 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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To: sully777
Wrong Rabbit, not Roger, but Jessica "I'm not bad....I'm just drawn that way."
333 posted on 04/21/2006 11:04:49 AM PDT by fredhead ("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
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To: Steelerfan

Why am I talking to myself in post 330?


Post 330 was meant for you Steelerfan.

BTW all I can say is... Damn, I'm sorry dude.


334 posted on 04/21/2006 11:04:55 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (AIXELSYD TAEB I)
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To: EX52D

335 posted on 04/21/2006 11:04:59 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: Steelerfan

Next time take the vacuum cleaner outside and smash it.


336 posted on 04/21/2006 11:06:13 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (AIXELSYD TAEB I)
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To: Auntbee
Always, always take her with you.

One exception: if you're purchasing as a present for her. (But keep the receipt in case she wants to exchange it for a larger size.)

337 posted on 04/21/2006 11:06:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: BJClinton
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1618700/posts

Hand grenade & weed smuggled in vagina ping

338 posted on 04/21/2006 11:06:56 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: BJClinton
Did she make you wear heels? I hate it when they do that.

Well... "make" is such a strong word... I mean... no, of course not!

339 posted on 04/21/2006 11:08:08 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: bk1000

That gives a whole new meaning to "banging".


340 posted on 04/21/2006 11:08:46 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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