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Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: Steelerfan
281
posted on
04/21/2006 10:40:27 AM PDT
by
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
To: Steve0113; Steelerfan
282
posted on
04/21/2006 10:40:37 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: King Prout
"A Pirate Looks At Forty"
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam
In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of 'em dreams, most of 'em dreams
Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
But I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass
Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
Passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
But I've got stop wishin', got to go fishin'
I'm down to rock bottom again
Just a few friends, just a few friends
283
posted on
04/21/2006 10:41:22 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Maximus of Texas
"lepercauns"
Are they the same thing as those rotted pecans you find under the old fallen leaves in the spring?
To: fredhead
If I go there, can I get 72??? You misunderstand the implications of the name. If you "get" them, then it ain't Virginville anymore. What you want (me too) is really, really clean Hotown.
285
posted on
04/21/2006 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: BJClinton
It all depends if you're making sweet or hard cider.
286
posted on
04/21/2006 10:43:24 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Dashing Dasher
287
posted on
04/21/2006 10:43:27 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Toby06
Jose's in Granbury and Cleburne used to have really great fajitas. The wife, kids, and I were really disapointed when we came back through Granbury a few years ago and found out they were gone.
To: BJClinton; Dashing Dasher
I wish to have a membership card. Kneepads? Got no knees--restaurant accident.
289
posted on
04/21/2006 10:44:36 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: EX52D
290
posted on
04/21/2006 10:44:54 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: Maximus of Texas
>>>>I see the beginings of a great song there.<<<<<
Yeah, BB King could sing it
I think I am a man,
last time I checked.
I would ask my wife for my testicles
But I'm afraid I'll get decked.
I'm not allowed to have a credit card
not even a ,checkbook
I can't find my manhood,
I'm afraid to look.
Oh it's sad.
Baby I'm sad, sad, sad.
She took my identity, its driving me mad.
I wish i had a backbone.
Oh baby its sad.
291
posted on
04/21/2006 10:45:05 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: sully777; r-q-tek86
RQ makes the cards, I do the testing.
292
posted on
04/21/2006 10:45:42 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
To: HOTTIEBOY
ROFL. Thanks, that cleared it up for me.
294
posted on
04/21/2006 10:46:03 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: Maximus of Texas
295
posted on
04/21/2006 10:46:37 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Gotta turn up the heat on the damn melting pot. Some stuff looks like it doesn't want to melt.)
To: Maximus of Texas
Could this be a new toy for flying suicide Muslim terrorists??
296
posted on
04/21/2006 10:47:09 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Dashing Dasher
Not at all. I just like to see the buzz saw before I walk into it.
297
posted on
04/21/2006 10:47:23 AM PDT
by
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
To: Maximus of Texas
298
posted on
04/21/2006 10:47:29 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Gov't solution to invasion=band aid. What we need is to fix the leak, before we clean up the mess.)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL...the farmer or the ?
;)
299
posted on
04/21/2006 10:47:32 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Dashing Dasher
On a day where a thread about superglue is prominently featured on the front page of FR, you can't blame folks for being a little careful.
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