I think we are getting pretty close to it.
"Just give it to her and let's get out of here. It's only $100."
I think they were in a huff when somebody asked if they brought sex toys (I mean, they WERE groveling on each other, according to what the pictures say) and may have said, "Never mind, we've got a broom."
It spiraled out of control after that.
Have we ever found out what Kim was doing from 11:15-to whatever time Crystal showed up?--
Actually the affidavit says the guy held up a broom and said something like "Here, use this" -- I wonder if that was a lacrosse stick and, having never seen one, the stripper thinks it's some sort of broom and tells that to the police. Ya think these guys even own a broom?
I can't find the Seligmann search warrant
Here's the Finnerty search warrant which you may have already seen
http://www.wral.com/slideshow/news/8856916/detail.html
I think this is right on the money. Even skanky strippers have feelings. They spend time getting dressed up to look "sexy", they put a little effort into the show but the guys are just bored. The sex toys/broom comment is fairly innocuous but it really says "hey, you aren't sexy, you're pathetic. You suck." The the strippers are offended and comment on "inferior white boy anatomy" and a national scandal is on.