You're wrong, JFK is NOT dead. I ran into him at a Burger King in Kalamazoo about three years ago. When he saw I recognized him, he quietly told me his assassination was faked because he had to leave the presidency.
The Secret Service wouldn't let him have young women come into the White House anymore, security. That was the last straw.
By the way, when I saw him he had to twenty-something blondes sitting on his lap.
You clearly were not mentally engaged when watching Men In Black! Elvis went home.
That hoary old conspiracy theory was tacked on to the idea that there is a hole in the artic (antartic?) that leads to another world on the INSIDE of ours with a sun at the earth's core. In Cincinati, My Home Town, we have huge tracts of land once owned by a Mr. Simms, who today is NOT remembered as one of the chief proponants of this theory, save for a small out of the way monument in Hamilton, Ohio.