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The new arrival, Moses . . .

As celebrity baby names go, Moses isn't terrible. It sure beats Apple.

1 posted on 04/10/2006 8:26:45 PM PDT by Huntress
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To: Huntress

I was kind of hoping for Kumquat.


2 posted on 04/10/2006 8:28:06 PM PDT by CheyennePress
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To: Huntress

ooooohhh gawd....I am soooo happpy. My day just wasn't complete ....


4 posted on 04/10/2006 8:30:58 PM PDT by onyx eyes (....this post is from a fellow lemming...sigh...)
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To: Huntress

Great. I hope they raise the poor child in France.


5 posted on 04/10/2006 8:31:39 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: Huntress

An upcoming movie on Watergate? How timely.


8 posted on 04/10/2006 8:37:00 PM PDT by VA40
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To: Huntress

Apple will have a sister named Orange. Bank on it.


9 posted on 04/10/2006 8:38:34 PM PDT by weegee ("CBS NEWS? Is that show still on?" - freedomson)
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To: Huntress

Moses??

Not Banana Peel??? What's an Apple to do.


14 posted on 04/10/2006 8:40:48 PM PDT by sissyjane (Don't be stuck on stupid!)
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"...and her rock star husband..."

HUSBAND? Wow! A celebrity couple who are married having a kid. This is news!!!


17 posted on 04/10/2006 8:44:56 PM PDT by no dems (Are there any other Populists in the GOP other than Tom Tancredo?)
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To: Huntress

Well, this article brought on the helpless giggles. Apple? APPLE? Imagine saying "And this is my little girl, Apple." And Moses? I just can't see myself saying "This is my son, Moses." Or "Moses, you quit teasing your sister Apple right this minute!" Maybe they picked the names out of a hat.


18 posted on 04/10/2006 8:45:02 PM PDT by hsalaw
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Moses isn't terrible. It sure beats Apple.


Is Apple's middle name 'Eve'.


19 posted on 04/10/2006 8:46:24 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: Huntress

Moses is a nice name. I wonder if it's a nod towards Kabbalah.


22 posted on 04/10/2006 8:48:04 PM PDT by hypocritter
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"Mommy, how come you named him after a great historical figure and I got named after a fruit?"


23 posted on 04/10/2006 8:49:03 PM PDT by Mordacious
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Better than Apple. All I could think of when I heard what she named her first born was "I hope she doesn't grow up and marry a man with the last name of Adams".


24 posted on 04/10/2006 8:49:38 PM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: Huntress

I honestly don't know who these piles of detritus are and I honestly couldn't care less!


25 posted on 04/10/2006 8:50:42 PM PDT by lawdude (When Predsident Bush)
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To: Huntress

Not enough brain cells between the two of them to rub together and create a spark of intelligent thought. When you look into her eyes, frankly, it doesn't appear if there is a light on back there.


27 posted on 04/10/2006 8:55:22 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)
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To: Huntress

Why don't they name it KICK ME?


28 posted on 04/10/2006 8:56:50 PM PDT by D-Chivas
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To: Huntress
She is a leftest moonbat.
32 posted on 04/10/2006 9:41:54 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis
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I have to tell you how funny it was to look at the story headlines listed in General/Chat right now:

*Gwyneth [Paltrow] and Chris [Martin] Welcome Their Second Child

*New 'Ten Commandments' Makes Moses All Too Human

*Five Things You Didn't Know About Apple's iPod


34 posted on 04/10/2006 10:28:37 PM PDT by Rte66
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After Apple's birth, Paltrow appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and said she didn't understand why people were making a big deal about her daughter's name. Paltrow said it was Martin who came up with Apple.

"It conjured such a lovely picture for me -- you know, apples are so sweet and they're wholesome and it's biblical -- and I just thought it sounded so lovely and clean," Paltrow told Winfrey.

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060411/ENTERTAINMENT/604110384/1005/ENTERTAINMENT


36 posted on 04/11/2006 6:15:33 AM PDT by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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