Posted on 04/10/2006 8:26:44 PM PDT by Huntress
As celebrity baby names go, Moses isn't terrible. It sure beats Apple.
I was kind of hoping for Kumquat.
Hehehe.
ooooohhh gawd....I am soooo happpy. My day just wasn't complete ....
Great. I hope they raise the poor child in France.
I was thinking Avocado or Tangerine Dream. Or Doc, and they could hyphenate. Doc Martin-Paltrow.
Banana would have worked as well.
An upcoming movie on Watergate? How timely.
Apple will have a sister named Orange. Bank on it.
Ironically, they will be just alike.
I was pleasantly surprised when I saw Oprah interview Gwyneth Paltrow right after she had Apple. Gwyneth loves being a mom, she didn't have a governess or a nanny. Oprah asked her when she would go back to work and Gwyneth replied that she didn't really care about working, that her baby was first in her life. I don't care for her politics, but she has the right attitude and skills for raising children.
It doesn't say what era. Maybe it will concern the Monica Lewinsky years at the Watergate.
Or the call girl ring in the early 1970s.
Moses??
Not Banana Peel??? What's an Apple to do.
I am guessing she will play the part of Maureen Dean..the uh..without being sued..the escort services wife of scumbag john dean..who knows..in this version they will probably implicate Bush Sr. since he was the GOP chairman during watergate..don't let truth get in the way of a good lie..or movie..
Yeah, I thought she was going to name him Orange
"...and her rock star husband..."
HUSBAND? Wow! A celebrity couple who are married having a kid. This is news!!!
Well, this article brought on the helpless giggles. Apple? APPLE? Imagine saying "And this is my little girl, Apple." And Moses? I just can't see myself saying "This is my son, Moses." Or "Moses, you quit teasing your sister Apple right this minute!" Maybe they picked the names out of a hat.
Moses isn't terrible. It sure beats Apple.
Is Apple's middle name 'Eve'.
I have a theory on this Hollywood name garbage:
To belong to the Screen Actors Guild, you must have a name different from any name previously used in the guild. I guess Apple Martin was a good bet. Now, Moses...might have been taken.
Either way, Gweneth's a slut.
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