How my husband died in our Shania Twain sex game

The Daily Telegraph ^ | March 30, 2006 | Stewart Payne

[DH]

He was shot in the chest while sitting in a chair. The gun was laying on the floor.

It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that it is impossible for a long gun laying on the floor can shoot up at an angle of more than 0 degrees and hit a target that is at least 30 inches off the floor.

[MadIvan]

They were living in a flat in Southampton. Very unlikely that they were rich.

Try again.

Ivan

[R. Scott]

If I were prosecutor, I would place a blank shell in the gun and bounce it off the floor a few times. If it wont go off , guilty.

Few prosecutors would take a chance on that tactic – it just might go off.
Or…
He tried it at the office before trial and it did go off.

[Gay State Conservative]

Now for some of Shania's Greatest Songs to Have Sex Games With:

You forgot "That Don't Impress Me Much"

[1rudeboy]

Maybe he shot first.

[SouthernFreebird]

The song contains erotically-charged lyrics.

huh? Not when I sing it.

[beaversmom]

Sex Kills!

BAN IT!

[garyhope]

Are you implying that you actually LIKE the way Maureen Dowd looks? (Or I inferring incorrectly?)

[R. Scott]

Please - don't give anyone ideas!
It has been a few years for me, but I might want to get back into it again.

[xp38]

I think in this case the actual Shania song might have been "Whose Bed have your Boots been under"

[beaversmom]

LOL:)

[bondjamesbond]

Are you implying that you actually LIKE the way Maureen Dowd looks? (Or I inferring incorrectly?)

Any mention of Maureen Dowd triggers gratuitious postings of Catherine Zeta Jones pics... It's complicated, all right?

[Vaquero]

I am so happy that the lords and ladies will be able to shoot each other in between pheasant and grouse hunts(sarc) (I personally prefer Deer and Turkey hunting). and 'flats' can be prohibitively high here in the States. Some areas of NY City have 'flats' that only millionaires can afford.

Now if one lives here in NY State on Long Island in the township of Southampton, well now that is the playground of the Rich. But I assume, by your reply, that the progenitor of the name Southampton is for more down to earth pursuits.

It is amusing though that guns are extremely regulated across the pond. Amusing because our gun rights precipitate from English common law.

We are currently fighting further restrictions on our own gun laws and we have good 'ammo' based on what has happened to England and Australia after their Draconian gun laws took effect. Excellent propaganda for our American NRA, who has shown pictures of massive destruction of firearms (mostly from Australia after that amusement park shooting changed their gun rights)

good luck

[Reactionary]

Dancing with a shotgun?

That's a real cute excuse.

[MadIvan]

Southampton, England, has the unpleasant designation of being the Yob Capital of Britain.

Hardly upper class. It's a dirty old port town.

Ivan

[R. Scott]

There is always hope.

[Tenacious 1]

Hey, Who is going to start the 'Crime by Shania Twain' ping list?

[SlowBoat407]

If your idea of foreplay includes a shotgun and a Shania Twain song... at the same time... you just might be redneck.

[csvset]

What's up Doc?
Whatcha doing?
What's up Doc?
You're going to hurt someone
With that old shotgun
What's up Doc?

[PGalt]

Outstanding post. Just checking in for pictures of Shania. Thanks. :)