"We'll have it altered"
"Oh no, you won't!"
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Posted on 03/28/2006 6:49:43 AM PST by gate2wire
Saw the Larry the Cable Guy movie yesterday and liked it. One particular scene almost made me cry. So this morning I have been thinking of scenes which did make me cry...laughing. So, please help me out and share some scenes.
Get 'er done.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: The knights attack a french castle only to be defeated by insults and catapulted farm animals.
BLAZING SADDLES: Cowboys sit arond the campfire eating beans. (I don't care who you are, that's funny.)
PORKY'S: Coach has sex with "Lassie" in the boys' locker room.
PORKY'S: Coaches sit in Principal's office as Buella Ballbreaker suggests a police line-up to find a mole on a boy's "tallywacker."
Funniest scene-
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: Arthur fights the black knight.
"Springtime,
for hitler
and Germany..."
They are find and Dani is busy almost everyday. She likes doing stuff.
The one thing I remember most about Porky's is creamed corn. Haven't been able to stomach the movie or the food ever since!
"...and the number of the count shall be three..."
So far, I'd say 'Holy Grail' is getting the most mentions.
Which would make sense seeing that the majority of the marchers were wearing TB uniforms.
When Uncle Rico chucks a steak and hits Napoleon Dynomite in the head while he's riding his bike.
How about "A Fish Called Wanda" -
It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.
Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
The Jerk:
When Steve Martin tells Bernadette Peters that her skin looks so soft and...may he touch it. Whereupon he gingerly approaches, then pinches her cheeks and yanks them in various directions, saying "Yeah, it has a lot of resilience and flexibility like I thought."
You could tell Bernadette could barely hold back from giggling herself.
That movie has been mentioned a couple times. Have to put it on the 'List'.
"The new phone books here,
the new phone books here."
"Things are going to start happening to me now."
*The first 10 minutes of "Austin Powers - The Spy who Shagged Me", especially the Jerry Springer show.
*Animal House - "He can't do that to our pleges, only we can do that to our pledges".
* Tommy Boy and his sales pitch where he sets the toy car on fire.
"The new phone books are here!"
"...and this chair... and that's all I need..."
Great Movie.
"We'll have it altered"
"Oh no, you won't!"
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Loved Joe E. Brown movie where he was the baseball pitcher.
Surely that is one of the best.
I know that movie is on Tuffy's Top Ten List. I liked it. My wife hated it.
True. And stop calling me Shirley.
Haven't seen Naked Gun, but liked the other three. Actually, loved Animal House.
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