Posted on 03/28/2006 6:49:43 AM PST by gate2wire
Saw the Larry the Cable Guy movie yesterday and liked it. One particular scene almost made me cry. So this morning I have been thinking of scenes which did make me cry...laughing. So, please help me out and share some scenes.
Get 'er done.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: The knights attack a french castle only to be defeated by insults and catapulted farm animals.
BLAZING SADDLES: Cowboys sit arond the campfire eating beans. (I don't care who you are, that's funny.)
PORKY'S: Coach has sex with "Lassie" in the boys' locker room.
PORKY'S: Coaches sit in Principal's office as Buella Ballbreaker suggests a police line-up to find a mole on a boy's "tallywacker."
Funniest scene-
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: Arthur fights the black knight.
"Yes, uh my name is uh...Man..fren...sen...jen, and I'm with the CIA briefing everybody about our safe house."
"Well, Mr. Manfrensenjen, my father was in MI5, and I happen to know..."
(The scene also ended with one of the best patriotic in-your-face speeches I've ever heard, about what the good'ol USA did for Europe)
How could I forget Demolition Man.
Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you?
I'll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that's what.
So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.
That's the one! :)
It is... and don't call me shirley
Oh man, just thought of this.
How about the outtakes from Grumpy Old Men.
Burgess Meredith goes through a whole list for "one eyed trouser snake." That made me cry.
While Otto dangled Archie out the window...
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Okay... off to Dallas. Ya'll have fun.
Austin Powers: the Steamroller scene
Plan 9 From Outer Space: the Night to Day to Night to Day scene
This is Spinal Tap: the whole thing
The Big Lebowski: the whole thing
Can't think of anymore right now, but there's aplenty
Thanks for joining in. Have a great day.
One of mine as well. I think it is absolutely the best and most successful combination of British and American humor ever put together.
Agreed.
I'll have to get The Big Lebowski. I've heard it's very funny.
I knew a guy just like that in Manhattan Beach (LA). My favorite scene was when the blowhard cop chief is reading Lebowski the riot act and then finishes up with the standard "You understand me, boy?!"
"I'm sorry...I wasn't listening."
And who would name your daughter after a car?
Lebowski may be one of the most quotable films ever made. The more you watch it, the better it gets (you notice way more things). The first time I saw it, I thought it was good, but not great. The next time, it was superb. Now it's immortal.
Laurel & Hardy in "Towed in a Hole". It's one of their shorts but the first time I saw it I laughed so hard that my belly got sore and missed about half of the gags.
When Steve Martin loses control of his hand during a guitar solo. Tryone covers for him with the band director by saying, "What? You didn't like that?!"
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