[JoeSixPack1]

I am too ugly. I would cause a mass stampede and I could not live with being responsible for people being trampled to death.

Damn! I'm a worshipper of Jack Daniels, but if it's that bad, maybe I'd need the tequila! :-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I prefer Dickles to Jack and Jim.

Yeah, I know, bring on the jokes.