[JoeSixPack1]

ROFL!! Tequila can cure that! :-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am not like the song. Tequila makes my lunch come up.

I like bourbon. But I still do not participate in wet t-shirt contests.

I am too ugly. I would cause a mass stampede and I could not live with being responsible for people being trampled to death.