[Slings and Arrows]

That's subtly different than "a dingo ate my baby".

But pleasantly similar to "raped by a leprechaun."

[Marius3188]

Becareful about leprechauns. They are real, and in Mobile, Alabama.

Warning, you will spill coffee watching video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun