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OFST!HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
2 posted on
03/17/2006 5:50:13 AM PST by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
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3 posted on
03/17/2006 5:50:19 AM PST by
jaydubya2
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4 posted on
03/17/2006 5:50:49 AM PST by
fredhead
("You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?" - Lacey Underall (Caddyshack))
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10 posted on
03/17/2006 5:52:07 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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13 posted on
03/17/2006 5:52:26 AM PST by
Tatze
(I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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Not feeling good today. Was going to try to make it to lunchtime at work, but I can't. I may check in at home. Going home to lay down. Have fun today.
15 posted on
03/17/2006 5:52:46 AM PST by
fredhead
("You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?" - Lacey Underall (Caddyshack))
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14-3 so far in my NCAA Bracket!
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Chuck Norris sez:
HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY?
I RAN ALL THE SNAKES OUT OF IRELAND...
WOO HOO! TGIF!
26 posted on
03/17/2006 5:55:20 AM PST by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: Xenophobic Alien; kcar
27 posted on
03/17/2006 5:55:36 AM PST by
mcar
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28 posted on
03/17/2006 5:56:56 AM PST by
pelikan
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30 posted on
03/17/2006 5:57:09 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
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I saved that picture on top for my wife. She will love that! Her parents were frm Ireland and she loves this Holiday.
31 posted on
03/17/2006 5:57:41 AM PST by
rambo316
(Social engineering does not work and never will.)
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Top 50!!! Short day for me. Going to go celebrate with my son. It's his 23rd birthday!!!!!
32 posted on
03/17/2006 5:58:33 AM PST by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
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Sorry I'm late - the traffic lights were murder this morning:
41 posted on
03/17/2006 6:02:41 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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TGIF! HAPPY ST PADDY'S DAY!
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42 posted on
03/17/2006 6:03:33 AM PST by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman.
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "‘Tis absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."
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I'm wearing green underwear.
60 posted on
03/17/2006 6:14:33 AM PST by
usmcobra
(I always sing Karaoke the way it is meant to be sung, drunk, badly, and in Japanese)
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