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1 posted on 03/15/2006 12:19:19 PM PST by Rebelbase
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You know you aren't supposed to post the secret code words in public forums.. this code is strictly for e-mail and one-on-one messages.. the mods will have to remove it before anyone starts asking questions...
24 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:14 PM PST by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/.)
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My money is on those nasty seeds.


25 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:18 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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IBTZ!


26 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:21 PM PST by Mugwump
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TMI


27 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:27 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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You aren't logged in. Try letting a moose bite your sister.
28 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:28 PM PST by VadeRetro (I have the updated "Your brain on creationism" on my homepage.)
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My toes are lovely.


29 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:29 PM PST by stinkerpot65
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All odors are particulate. So, go wash your nose out with soap, lol.


30 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:29 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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[ What causes that smell? ]

Its over ripe.. Like Oprahs Harpo'crites have an over ripe sense of compassion..

31 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:33 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
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Check your house. Hillary may be there.


32 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:41 PM PST by Semperfi.Ex.USMC
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Your Poo Poo stinks? Don't do it in the Kitchen.
33 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:52 PM PST by msnimje (SAMMY for SANDY --- THAT IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD TRADE!!!)
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My hovercraft is full of eels.


34 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:54 PM PST by jaime1959
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< grabs popcorn > this oughtta be interesting...lol


35 posted on 03/15/2006 12:24:12 PM PST by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


38 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:10 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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Woke up this morning and it was rank. What causes that smell?

Where exactly have you been keeping this "papaya"?

40 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:11 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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Dude... What happened? Did someone hijack your handle or what... This isn't like you!


41 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:43 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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I hear your gramma's a little on the sour side also.


42 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:09 PM PST by Hatteras
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The Papaya is not a patient fruit. You should have consumed the tropical delectable yesterday.


44 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:56 PM PST by Redcloak (<--- Not always a people person.)
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Well, it's this chemical reaction that starts the moment it is pulled from the ground. If you save it, keep an eye out for the eyes, ha ha! Now, I like 'em scrubbed, pricked, wrapped in foil and baked for about an hour at 400 degrees (for a softer skin), but hubby likes 'em pricked with a fork, the ends trimmed slightly and baked unwrapped for a crispier skin. The usual way to eat potatoes is to cut them....what? You said papaya? Never mind.
45 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:17 PM PST by eyespysomething
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Massengill. Use double strength, and stay off your Honda for a couple of weeks.


47 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:39 PM PST by babble-on
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Woman Shows Off Five-Pound Monster Mango

By KARIN STANTON Tue Mar 14, 9:47 PM ET

KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii - When Colleen Porter took her mango to the local grocer, it wasn't to sell it, but to weigh it and show it off. Colleen Porter, already a state mango record holder, has been confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records as growing the world's heaviest mango — 5 pounds, 7 ounces. The monster mango appears to be close to the size of a human head.

Porter, 47, a skin care specialist at Kona Center of Facial Surgery, has a certificate from Guinness to prove the record. She's framed it — in mango wood, of course.

Virginia Easton-Smith, West Hawaii agricultural extension agent for the University of Hawaii, who helped with the submission to Guinness, confirms the record. The fruit had to be weighed and documented two separate times by three people. Independent witnesses verified six weighings.

Porter, who tends a small avocado and mango orchard, also stopped by several local grocery stores to check out her mango on their scales. The record-breaking fruit is a Keitt mango, which typically reach two to three pounds.

"All the people I showed it to at Safeway and Sack 'n' Save were just amazed," she said.

Easton-Smith said the Big Island already is noted for producing the world's biggest jackfruit, but having the world's most massive mango is something special.

"We think it's very cool," she said.

Porter said she has been told a photograph of her mango is a "strong contender" to be included in Guinness's next edition, which goes on sale Jan. 1, 2007. The mango record is not found on the Guinness Web site, which includes only a selection of its 40,000 records.

The mango was picked in mid-October and still sits in Porter's refrigerator.

"We're turning it into a piece of art," she said.

Her husband, Scott, has made a mold from the mango and plans to create a sculpture to be painted by her daughter, Megan, an art major in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Porter, who has moved to a new home in Captain Cook, says she almost gave up her orchard.

"One day, I just didn't know if I wanted to keep it up," she said. "I looked up to the sky for some kind of answer and that's when I first saw it."

The granddaughter of farmers, Porter covered the fruit with a bag to prevent insects, birds and rodents gnawing on it and for two months kept vigil.

One day it just looked ready.

"I climbed the ladder and when I touched it, it fell right into my hands," Porter said.

49 posted on 03/15/2006 12:28:05 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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