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Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus (A mod vanity) ZzzzzzOT!
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Posted on 03/13/2006 4:51:21 PM PST by Admin Moderator

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To: labette
Where is it written that the Admin Moderator can't have a little fun?

It's in chapter 8 of the moderator handbook, but we just ignore the rules we don't like.;-}

21 posted on 03/13/2006 5:11:27 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
Already posted here.

;o)

22 posted on 03/13/2006 5:12:08 PM PST by papertyger
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To: Lazamataz

What was the name of your teacher?


23 posted on 03/13/2006 5:12:43 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Admin Moderator; labette

You do, I'm a stickler. Today, I'm randomly banning posters with names starting with "l". Section 5, para 4.


24 posted on 03/13/2006 5:13:35 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.

Sounds like an Ellen Ratner "news" report.

25 posted on 03/13/2006 5:16:42 PM PST by sauropod ("All you get is controversy, crap and confusion." Alan Simpson defining the WH Pimp Corps.)
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To: Dog Gone

That's funny.

If he was shooting his foot, we could make a comment about the 'Bots' sense of "humor". 'Pod.


26 posted on 03/13/2006 5:18:25 PM PST by sauropod ("All you get is controversy, crap and confusion." Alan Simpson defining the WH Pimp Corps.)
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To: Admin Moderator

Conservatives are from Earth, liberals are from Uranus.


27 posted on 03/13/2006 5:18:54 PM PST by JillValentine (a non-Venusian woman who has never read a Danielle Steele novel)
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To: Admin Moderator

Hi Olive!


28 posted on 03/13/2006 5:19:13 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Tagline suffering from jet lag)
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To: Admin Moderator

29 posted on 03/13/2006 5:19:41 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: NRA2BFree

Don't forget Harriet Miers and Terri Schiavo!


30 posted on 03/13/2006 5:20:59 PM PST by JillValentine (a non-Venusian woman who has never read a Danielle Steele novel)
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To: Admin Moderator

You're the Mod, you're not supposed to do Vanities, Baby!!! Here comes a special delivery for you!


31 posted on 03/13/2006 5:21:27 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: deport

I heard this somewhere else and laughed so hard I started to hiccup.


32 posted on 03/13/2006 5:26:10 PM PST by Peach
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To: Admin Moderator

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus...

And Mods are from within the depths of a quantum singularity, which is why I can't figure out how come this vanity didn't rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum

?????????


33 posted on 03/13/2006 5:28:22 PM PST by papertyger
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To: Jim Robinson

Hey! Who Zotted me?


34 posted on 03/13/2006 5:28:55 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: papertyger

The planet was zapped.


35 posted on 03/13/2006 5:29:34 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: JRios1968

Your Chuck Norris GIF nicely demonstrates one of the moderator punishments described in Appendix XII of the moderator manual.


36 posted on 03/13/2006 5:30:26 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

LOL I think Chuck Norris was being nice to the oar...what they don't show is the ultimate effect on the oar!


37 posted on 03/13/2006 5:31:55 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: JRios1968
what they don't show is the ultimate effect on the oar!

Probably similar to what happens when one of us tries to ban Jim. Not a pretty picture

38 posted on 03/13/2006 5:36:39 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

I request a last meal.


39 posted on 03/13/2006 5:38:05 PM PST by labette (..to hit the ball and touch 'em all. A moment in the sun...)
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To: labette

Don't expect lobster, they've been banned.


40 posted on 03/13/2006 5:44:28 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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