[billbears]

Children ... I did not know that. That explains everything. Why would the article talk about Bloody Mary and ignore this obvious connection?

Considering the number of Scientologinuts in Hollywood and assuming this is a lifestyle/culture reporter, you'd never get another interview. Even worse, Tom might come after you to bite your kneecaps or sue you....

[Slings and Arrows]

Even worse, Tom might come after you to bite your kneecaps

I'd be more worried that he'd bite my pillow.