Pinging the real drinkers....
You drink: Homebrew
Why?: Tastes Great and does not feed the Gov't through taxes (It's a far better brew when you know the gov't is getting the screw)
Your image: Image? Whats that? The only images I see are after many homebrews
Who are you? Someone who really enjoys beer. In all it's glory
Why do you drink it? Ummm, have you ever tasted Bud? Ewwwwww-And there we have the true question-has anyone ever really tasted a Bud? After real beer, your quickly realize that Buttwiper has no taste
Why?: Because it's better than 85% of the commercial swill and about 30% less expensive than the good commercial offerings
Your image: someone who's belt is a little, just a smidge, tight 8>)
Who are you?: someone who knows if you want it done right, brew it yourself