"Your drink: Scotch, bourbon, sauvignon blanc, pinot noir
Your image: Sophisticated
You are knowledgable and enjoy luxuries. You've taken the time to educate yourself about your spirits, have been drinking for a while and know exactly what you want. You are direct, precise and order your beverage straight or on the rocks because you love the taste."
They've got me dead-on. Even the age goup! :)
If there's no wine list on evidence for measured adventure, its either white(sauv. blanc) or red (pinot). No need to complicate what is otherwise your highest probability of a good pour.