Is the Space Probe to Pluto a Sign of Our Saviour’s Return?

The Final Call ^ | 2-27-06 | Mother Tynnetta Muhammad

[SJackson]

With the mandatory cartoon of Pluto:

[BenLurkin]

{Insert mandatory stock Uranus joke here}

[Coyoteman]

Is the Space Probe to Pluto a Sign of Our Saviour’s Return?

No.

[mnehring]

WTF? Somebody was smokin something.

[Petronski]

As long as you spare us any pictures of Uranus.

[TheBigB]

Over/under on number of "Uranus" jokes currently stands at 7.

[BenLurkin]

"NASA’s Space Shuttle to the far away Planet Pluto"

So that is what NASA has decided to do with our aging shuttle fleet!

[js1138]

[Petronski]

Uranus is huge and gaseous.

[commish]

What, no mention of the mother ship or the number 19.

[RegulatorCountry]

According to problem number 33, the Space Shuttle mission to Platoon is a sign that 13 ducks will fly out of Uranus.

[ZinGirl]

is located 4,600,000,000 miles away from the Sun.

is it EXACTLY 4,600,000,000 miles away from the sun? I need to know because my bus transfer has a limit to the mileage...and I think this might exceed the limit. What if I took the Double R from midtown? Would I need to change at 49th street?

anyway....sounds like a nice weekend getaway...

[Marine_Uncle]

"WTF? Somebody was smokin something."
Author = Mother Tynnetta Muhammad
Answer: Opium pipe.

[GSlob]

Nah. It is not smoking, just mental defec[a]tiveness. Phase shift, and to cure it frequent and large enemas are in order, for they are so full of it that it threatens to overflow.

[commish]

I would be more worried about the color. I think when Uranus is that color that there is trouble.

[Marine_Uncle]

ha ha. Where's the mouse.

[Petronski]

Over/under on number of "Uranus" jokes currently stands at 7.

When dealing with Uranus, never take the under.

[BenLurkin]

Oh-oh.

Guess I better . . . too late . . . AFLAC!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Only if their cult considers the Fungi from Yuggoth to be saviors. ;)

[mtbopfuyn]

It is the ninth planet in our solar system and is located 4,600,000,000 miles away from the Sun. The space shuttle was launched on January 19 this year.

Oh, no! There are 1 + 9 numerals in 4,600,000,000 which corresponds with the 19th (1 and 9) day of January. And then January is the 1st month, combined with the 9th planet which makes another 1 and 9. We're doomed!!!