To: sweetliberty

I thought that was panties!

4,621 posted on 06/04/2006 2:17:39 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: null and void

4,622 posted on 06/04/2006 3:23:35 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)

To: sweetliberty

4,623 posted on 06/04/2006 4:23:48 PM PDT by null and void (Cry hassock, and rest the dogs some more!)

To: Cardhu; grannie9

4,624 posted on 06/04/2006 5:08:09 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: Cardhu; grannie9

4,625 posted on 06/04/2006 5:11:06 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: Cardhu; grannie9; Sundog; westmex

4,626 posted on 06/04/2006 5:19:41 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: Cardhu; grannie9; Sundog; westmex

4,627 posted on 06/04/2006 5:22:10 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: restornu; Lady Jag

Courtesy of Lady Jag...

4,628 posted on 06/04/2006 5:23:05 PM PDT by null and void (Cry hassock, and rest the dogs some more!)

To: null and void

What are those blood eggs?

4,629 posted on 06/04/2006 5:28:47 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: null and void

4,630 posted on 06/04/2006 5:29:13 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

Pan of fried eyeballs.

4,631 posted on 06/04/2006 5:33:48 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)

4,632 posted on 06/04/2006 5:50:51 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

At least you know what's in it!

4,633 posted on 06/04/2006 5:58:14 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)

4,634 posted on 06/04/2006 6:38:38 PM PDT by null and void (Cry hassock, and rest the dogs some more!)

To: null and void

4,635 posted on 06/04/2006 6:54:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)

Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

4,636 posted on 06/04/2006 6:59:57 PM PDT by null and void (Cry hassock, and rest the dogs some more!)

To: null and void

Roight!

Monty Python Spam Song

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man:	You sit here, dear.
Wife:	All right.
Man:	Morning!
Waitress:	Morning!
Man:	Well, what've you got?
Waitress:	Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:	Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:	...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:	Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:	...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:	Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:	Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:	I don't want ANY spam!
Man:	Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:	THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:	Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:	Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:	Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress:	Urgghh!
Wife:	What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:	Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:	Shut up!
Vikings:	Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:	Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:	I don't like spam!
Man:	Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:	Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:	Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:	Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:	You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings:	Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

4,637 posted on 06/04/2006 7:06:23 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)

To: Lady Jag; null and void

4,638 posted on 06/04/2006 9:58:54 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: Lady Jag; null and void

4,639 posted on 06/04/2006 9:59:56 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

To: Lady Jag; null and void; Cardhu; grannie9

4,640 posted on 06/04/2006 10:04:09 PM PDT by restornu (He who is without sin cast the first stone, I am afraid my stone privileges have been revoked!)

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