Posted on 02/16/2006 1:58:30 PM PST by Mo1
Dennis Hastert is squealing like a guilty dog.
The senate closed debate on immigration
The House voted to open up ANWR
The Lay & Shilling guilty verdict sent the Dow up
The Treasury Dept announced that everyone with a phone will receive a refund of all the federal excise taxes on our long distance calls over the last 3 years. Its The President's fault. The devil may lie in the details, though.... See the "how" and "when" in the brief Press Announcement. Loved this part... "The IRS is working on a simplified method for individuals to use to claim a refund on their 2006 tax returns"... Yeah, they're masters at "simplifying" forms.
The President ordered all the material seized by the FBI in Cong. Jefferson's office to be sealed for 45 days. A cooling off period.
The President and PM Tony Blair will have a joint evening press conference. Evidently, the hour didn't sit well with the brats at ABC News. On their web site their reporters expressed some hostility about the time and the participants... ".... A whole lotta thumbsuckin' going on as everyone vamps for the post-East Coast network news full press conference at 7:30 pm ET.
All of this will be on display when toothpaste buddies Bush and Blair ruin everyone's evening by holding a plush joint newser after or on Old Media deadlines....-snip- ...watch closely the nuance, the body language, the bonhomie, and the sheer homo-eroticism (We are sort of kidding about that last one, Mr. President.)."
sweet, if I understand the situation correctly, lately you've been seeing a crafty, phantom 'possum that you take walks in the woods with, who lounges around in your drawers, munches on graham crackers, performs magic tricks in your bathroom, struts around in your living room and all the while watches you with his beady eyes ? Dang, sweet, I think you needed that new job more than any of us knew. Has anyone else seen your nocturnal visitor ? Do ya think a couple of "Blue Thingies" might help ? :) :) :)
Shhhhhhhhh! She doesn't know 'Harvey' is hers alone to see...
Yikes!!! I hear them little buggers are impossible to get rid of.
Anyone specific?
Nope, but then I didn't actually WAKE up before leaving the house this morning. Practicing at shapeshifting, are you, Darks?
LOL! That about sums it up.
"Has anyone else seen your nocturnal visitor ?"
Actually, yes. Two other people have seen him/them.
"Do ya think a couple of "Blue Thingies" might help ?"
Me or the possum?
"Wonder if she woke up to find him sitting in her livingroom again?"
Darks earlier post lead me to believe he is practicing shapeshifting, else how would he've "known" it was in my living room this morning...and it is a small possum, as possums go, and you know how Darks is always fussing about his size. Next time I see him, I'll just yell, "Darks; get out of my drawers!"
You may be right about that. Between ice cream attacks and shoe shopping, I can't afford much more stress reduction.
Note to self: on future trips to Jonesboro, do NOT enter a shoe store! Every time I go over there I buy shoes...lots of shoes. Today I had an hour and a half to kill between visits, so I made a "quick" stop. I bought 4 pairs (almost bought 7, but then I would've had to go find an 8th because they were buy one and get the second half price). I may be broke, but I oughta have the purdiest feet in town.
Moi?
Shapeshift?
Never.
Though some nutter noob does mention reptoids like myself and says they shapeshift..
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1637815/posts?page=6#6
So the possum was in your livingroom again?
I didn't see it.
*relived sigh*
That is a good thing then.
Doesn't mean I won't catch you next time. Just close the graham cracker box and stay out of my drawers. 
Shall I wave next time?
;-)
LOL!
Okers, so I'll just shuffle around then, maybe keep an eye out for anything untoward.
And no hissing.
I'll try not to.
And stay out of the trash!!!
But.. but...
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