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1 posted on 02/15/2006 12:22:29 PM PST by Shermy
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Simpson represented himself in court where he pleaded guilty to the charge.

He told the Judge, "I just wished I hadn't poured the hot melted butter down there too."

76 posted on 02/15/2006 1:46:02 PM PST by Darth Republican
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ROFL

Thanks for the howl!


77 posted on 02/15/2006 1:46:21 PM PST by Joy in the Journey (http://ancientquest.blogspot.com/)
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Do lobsters scream when thrown into boiling water....


79 posted on 02/15/2006 1:58:41 PM PST by laney (*I believe Weaver 210 is a talking bird....)
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80 posted on 02/15/2006 2:01:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
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I once got a crawfish up my pants leg, I cant imagine a LOBSTER!~}


81 posted on 02/15/2006 2:02:34 PM PST by funkywbr
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...and you're not HERE?????


85 posted on 02/15/2006 2:29:19 PM PST by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?)
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Well, that's one thing I can say I've never been accused of having in my pants.

A one-eyed sea monster, yes......but a lobster, never.

90 posted on 02/15/2006 2:34:35 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Voltaire: "Lotteries are a tax on stupidity.")
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I guess if it had wiggled around too much down there, he could've just stabbed it with a fork.


91 posted on 02/15/2006 2:34:45 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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AL Gore got caught did-ee.
92 posted on 02/15/2006 2:36:27 PM PST by Dewy (1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;)
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And there ya go!

102 posted on 02/15/2006 4:01:36 PM PST by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?)
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I can't believe you guys haven't pinged me to this...

112 posted on 02/15/2006 5:11:41 PM PST by glock rocks (Real engineers don't answer "why" questions.)
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You're gonna love this...


118 posted on 02/15/2006 5:33:35 PM PST by tubebender (Everything I know about computers I learned on Free Republic...)
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Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants
AP via SFGate | 10/20/8
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140 posted on 07/14/2009 11:55:34 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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