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How do you milk a moose, anyway?
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| 8/17/2004
| By Lara Bricker
Posted on 02/15/2006 10:51:23 AM PST by Red Badger
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OKAY! A Two-Fer! Moose and Cheese in the same article!.....
To: Red Badger
OKAY! A Two-Fer! Moose and Cheese in the same article!..... Now, if only they were biting moose....
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posted on
02/15/2006 10:53:51 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Red Badger
My sister once tried to milk a Moose - it bit her.
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posted on
02/15/2006 10:53:52 AM PST
by
Condor51
(Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
To: Red Badger
You don't milk the moose. You milk the elk.
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posted on
02/15/2006 10:55:21 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Red Badger
"..."Moose bites can be very serious," George wrote. "My sister was bit by a moose once." ..."A FREEPER NO DOUBT!!
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posted on
02/15/2006 10:55:46 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help...)
To: Red Badger
Well, my nickname in high school was moose... ;-P
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posted on
02/15/2006 10:56:21 AM PST
by
MortMan
(Trains stop at train stations. On my desk is a workstation...)
To: Mr. K
No, just a Monty Python fan.
To: Mr. K
OH WOW! I missed that! In that case I got a THREE-FER! MOOSE CHEESE SISTER in the SAME ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/15/2006 10:59:31 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: trisham
You milk the elk. Aren't the horns dangerous?.......
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:00:16 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Red Badger
It costs $500.00 to draw out for a permit to hunt Moose here in Utah. Why stettle for just a pound for $500 when you can have "..the head, the tail, the whole damn thing..."
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:02:05 AM PST
by
Ragtop
(We are the people our parents warned us about)
To: Red Badger
Nah, if you milk an elk with horns you get a new friend for life.
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:07:38 AM PST
by
faq
To: Red Badger
You bet.
It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast..
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:08:34 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Ragtop
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:14:05 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Red Badger
Oh yeah. Tons of them. In fact we just exported about 25 of them into Colorado to help them build up their population.
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:28:00 AM PST
by
Ragtop
(We are the people our parents warned us about)
To: Ragtop
They must be Mormon Meeses then..........
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:28:32 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Red Badger
I haven't seen any at church lately, but I suppose it's possible.
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:29:30 AM PST
by
Ragtop
(We are the people our parents warned us about)
To: Ragtop
My neighborhood is always being canvassed by Mormon missionaries.......They ride bikes and wear helmets......no antlers though.......
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:32:30 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Red Badger
That was the one thing that was hard to get used to as a missionary was having to wear a helmet while in a suit. Riding the bike wasn't that bad, but the helmet just bugged me. But it was the rules. We had to keep safe.
I think if the helmets had antlers, I would have WANTED to wear it. That would have been cool.
I have known plenty of sister missionaries (female missionaries) who had the disposition of a cantankerous moose though.
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:38:16 AM PST
by
Ragtop
(We are the people our parents warned us about)
To: Red Badger
How do you milk a moose?
Veeery carefully..
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:46:55 AM PST
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: Ragtop
But it was the rules. Here in Florida, it's the law. You wouldn't feel out of place here on your bike, except for the suits..........
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posted on
02/15/2006 11:48:21 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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