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1 posted on 02/10/2006 1:54:01 PM PST by farlander
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Myrlene Severe


VERY Severe. She needs to head back to Haiti.


2 posted on 02/10/2006 1:56:01 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Found when she arrived in Florida.

Guess they don't search the luggage of folks boarding in Haiti.

3 posted on 02/10/2006 1:56:12 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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celebrate diversity.


4 posted on 02/10/2006 1:56:12 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
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5 posted on 02/10/2006 1:56:54 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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I see dead people!


6 posted on 02/10/2006 1:56:59 PM PST by mgist
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Ah, it is just multi-culturalism to have a human zombie head for Voo Doo in your airport carry-on. We need to be more sensitive to this religion. It isn't something we need to repress and persecute, like Christianity.


7 posted on 02/10/2006 1:57:17 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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Amazing what some people will do to avoid paying the fare.


10 posted on 02/10/2006 1:58:24 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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This really would have been embarrasing if Customs had missed this.
12 posted on 02/10/2006 1:58:38 PM PST by CanisMajor2002 ("My religious beliefs don't allow me to be scared." -- SPC Antrone Vaughn)
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Is her religion related to Christianity? If it is, she will have to give up the head. If not, she may be allowed to keep it.


13 posted on 02/10/2006 1:58:54 PM PST by RightWhale (pas de lieu, Rhone que nous)
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Did it look like a blond that had been to Aruba?


15 posted on 02/10/2006 1:59:13 PM PST by fanfan
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I always thought Customs would allow you to bring in a maximum of three human heads.

If you're a voodoo practitioner you can have five.

16 posted on 02/10/2006 1:59:54 PM PST by capt. norm (Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue)
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I'm not one bit surprised. It is 2006 and these people are still dancing around dead chickens.


18 posted on 02/10/2006 2:01:07 PM PST by Lowell (The voice from beyond the far right edge!)
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Already posted http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1576109/posts


19 posted on 02/10/2006 2:01:34 PM PST by plain talk
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If it wasn't USDA inspected, you can't bring in meat from foreign countries. It doesn't matter if you plan to eat it yourself.


20 posted on 02/10/2006 2:02:24 PM PST by Dog Gone
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Once, a number of years ago, I was taking an anatomy class, and I went home for the holidays. I had a human skull (a real one) to study, and I brought it with me. Not wanting to lose it or have it damaged, I carried it on the plane, without thinking of what it would look like when I went through security.

As the innocent-looking box went through the X-ray, they obviously triggered some sort of alarm. Suddenly, there were police officers standing next to me, looking very nervous indeed.

I realized (a bit late, I know) what I'd done, and announced "no, it's OK; I'm a medical student, and that's a skull to study."

As I opened the box, they all backed away, wide-eyed, and I could see they thought there was going to be a human head in the box. But once they could see it was an old skull, they all crowded back around, and thought it was neat.

I wouldn't want to make the same mistake now...

24 posted on 02/10/2006 2:05:53 PM PST by Texas dog
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Carrion luggage?


29 posted on 02/10/2006 2:07:48 PM PST by Search4Truth (The law of the Lord is perfect, converting the soul.)
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Hey, everybody is entitled to one carrion.


30 posted on 02/10/2006 2:08:46 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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Only one?
32 posted on 02/10/2006 2:12:24 PM PST by SGCOS
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I see an emerging market here if Ms. Severe and her voodoo cult could hook up with the goods produced by the 'toon Mohammad head choppers cult... ;)
37 posted on 02/10/2006 2:17:45 PM PST by Galveston Grl (Getting angry and abandoning power to the Democrats is not a choice.)
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Years ago I worked as a Federal inspector at a major southern U.S. International airport. Human body parts would certainly be a public health concern but it could present some law enforcement issues as well. The job had some interesting moments. I once angered a woman when I seized her mangoes. : )


42 posted on 02/10/2006 2:23:47 PM PST by Muleteam1
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