Well, I had come to the conclusion that there weren't any non-liberal, single women in my area.
Perhaps I should be open to long-distance relationships.
Maybe you can try Hanni-Date.
Long distance relationships can work really well (although they're kinda miserable). My fiance and I met right here on Free Republic; currently we're 800 miles apart and although I'm temporarily relocating in May, we won't be any closer until we get married.
It's annoying sometimes but I'll take him and the little hassles from not being in the same place, than some loser who lives next door.