To: All
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
21 posted on
01/20/2006 5:55:47 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass gas!
27 posted on
01/20/2006 5:57:12 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
You, my dear, are on a roll!
28 posted on
01/20/2006 5:57:40 AM PST by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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