Parrot lifts lid on woman's affair

Herald Sun ^ | 17 January 2006

[Aussie Dasher]

Where's bird flu when you really need it?

[GSlob]

"...what else could I do?" he said.
How about some peanuts and crackers? He earned them fair and square.

[marmar]

Gotta hate it when this happens.....LOL

[Appalled but Not Surprised]

The owner of a parrot was devastated when his bird went missing. The time was 1980, and the place was Odessa, in what was then the U.S.S.R.

He went and reported his loss to the K.G.B.

"For what are you reporting this to us?" the K.G.B. man replied when the owner told his story. "Go and call the militsiya [civil police]. Why are you calling this department?"

"Because," the bird owner replied, "If you find it I want you to know that I don't share its political views!"

[ErnBatavia]

I'm glad my Roadrunner has peaked at being able to ring the doorbell...

[Dashing Dasher]

She should have known to get a sheep! Sheep don't talk.


Right, Pissie?

[pissant]

Only if I lived in near Brokeback Mountain.

[retrokitten]

*ping*

Thought you would get a kick out of this one.

[Tax-chick]

Those African gray parrots are incredible mimics. My cousin had one that would call the dogs up the door using his voice. "Come on, boys - time for supper!"

[tiredoflaundry]

I love it!

[pissant]

Me too. And Dasher's bird keeps saying "oh Pissant" and I've never even been there. Hmmmmm.

[tiredoflaundry]

My African Gray "Kirby" calls for the kids when the phone rings!

[djf]

I guess the lesson is if you have a bird and then take a lover make sure your first candlelight dinner has something to do with Shake-and-Bake!

[najida]

LOL!

This is a great story.

Hmmm, my Moluccan can moan "I want ouuuuUUuuuuTTTTtt!" when I put her up for the night. The little Conure will say "Uh Oh!" when he sees the cats.

[r9etb]

Me too. And Dasher's bird keeps saying "oh Pissant" and I've never even been there. Hmmmmm.

Perhaps she has an incontinent dog....

[Tax-chick]

LOL! I guess it's like having a child - never say anything in front of the parrot that you don't want repeated at the worst possible time!

[tiredoflaundry]

Yes, having an African Gray is like having a child!

[Mr. Brightside]

the couple were snuggled up on the sofa ... She told me that she'd been seeing someone she'd met at work called Gary and that she wanted to finish with me.

So did she finish? Or did she just walk out?

[pissant]

She has no dog. So I'm trying to think of how her darn bird got my name....

[Dashing Dasher]

Pissant is incontinent. That's how he got his name.
His wife calls him Depends.