**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[MadCharity]

[fredhead]

I love the line that goes something like, "Anything goes wrong, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!!." Duke at his best.

[cyborg]

June 11th! :-)

[ToddBush]

I've always liked that one...

[Auntbee]

I can almost recite the whole movie. Drives my kids and boyfriend nuts.

[r-q-tek86]

I got to meet Burt Gilliam last year. He lives in one of the school districts where we work and was MC at their charity golf tournament

[MadCharity]

Confuscious say, Boy who fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.

[BJClinton]

28. Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.

I can attest to this. Mrs. BJC has no brothers and was utterly revolted by the way I kept my first apartment. Upside is her nesting instincts kicked in and she'd come over and clean.

30. A gentleman never considers sexual activity until the dog has been sent to another room.

This can be interpreted so many ways. Most of them are inappropriate to post.

32. No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you are looking at their breasts.

Well duh! We're always looking.

[YouPosting2Me]

That's just silly (which makes is immensely appropriate to post here!).


I am also impressed with my place on the world rankings... I'm glad I didn't participate in the study as their statistics would have been significantly altered.

[Dashing Dasher]

I know, Chandler!

[tuffydoodle]

"Confucious say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

LOL Never heard that one before.

[cyborg]

I got a job in October but just got let go... oh excuse me! 'separated from the company' as they said. I'll find something else.

[cyborg]

I got a job in October but just got let go... oh excuse me! 'separated from the company' as they said. I'll find something else.

[RockinRight]

We ARE getting wedding pics, right??

Although I'd assume you two will be "occupied" with one another for some time after the reception...so we might have to wait a while to get them...

;-)

Where is your honeymoon gonna be?

[Dashing Dasher]

You are welcome to it!


http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

[HOTTIEBOY]

That's too bad.

That's too bad.

[Maximus of Texas]

That must have been a sad tournament.

[alarm rider]

Yes, but his hair is perfect.

Silky Pony Ping!

[MadCharity]

[tuffydoodle]

He's like Jonathon Winters, all you have to do is look at his face and it cracks people up.