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[Monkey Face]

Would that be the BARF diet?

[Monkey Face]

Ohno...you sound lak muh bruther...

[NicknamedBob]

You operating a tour, Robert?

"... a good dose of slapsomemedicineonum mite cure that gross of pleniosaurs in the moat."

The acquisiton of the plesiosaur was a simple misunderstanding. Apparently, King Prout had requested a Pleasurosaur. You can see that it would have been an honest mistake.

We had borrowed Conspiracy Guy's time machine for the quest, thinking that perhaps it was for a humongous Thanksgiving Day Roast.

Well, you can imagine our consternation when we discovered we had collected the wrong species! Eventually, we gave up on the whole Pleasurosaur idea, as well as the Thanksgiving Day Dinner, (I mean, do you know how many hours you have to cook one of those things?), and besides, the beast looked a little forlorn, so we released it into the moat.

Everything would have been okay, except that as we were visiting Loch Ness, it turns out we had a visitor ourselves! Our poor young plesiosaur from a simpler time must have been dazzled by that smooth-talker, er, whatever, and she ended up pregnant!.

So that's her brood swimming there in the moat. They've developed a real fondness for Tilapia. They like to prank with the hardy swimmers of the moat, also. Jump in anytime. Try not to "go overboard" with those fish-oil supplements, though.

So it's actually only a small handful of plesiosaurs in the moat, not a gross. Let's see, there's about, um, ... uh, yeah, it's a handful, all right.

[A CA Guy]

She gets occassional steak meat. Far more often I get chicken to her, then she gets the good dry stuff.

I do have to remember to moisten it. I think you have a great point.

Her eyes are as clear as glass. This is one healthy cat still.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I made the stool!!

[sionnsar]

Did you buy any Space Bags? If not, you really should, especially going overseas. Your clothes will thank you because they will be wrinkle-free!

I have not. The goodwife is suspicious of them. Wrinkles are not a problem because she "boxes" my shirts... well, she just came upstairs and I mentioned this. She looked it up online and is intrigued. Question: once the stuff is out of the bag (and worn), what about re-stuffing the suitcase?

Will you be able to post while you're gone? At least to keep us up-to-date?

I do not know. Since they're putting me up at 5-star hotels (per request of the corporate regional sales director, also an American) I suspect Internet will be available, but I am also warned that my hosts will keep me *very* busy so I may not have the time. I will do what I can...

[sionnsar]

Did you buy any Space Bags?

LibrOuMort is asking: "Space Bags" or "Travel Rollup Storage Bags"?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

This is so much pun!!

[Monkey Face]

Put them back in the bag when you're done, sion...they're good for more than one use, and with proper care, they should last for several packings and unpackings and re-packings.

I wouldn't fly without them. Period.

[Robert A Cook PE]

I made the stool!!

Uhmn, er, well, yes, that's good to know.

(Robt stumbles a bit, not knowing IT very well.)

Well, I'm sure you're proud of it. But, most of the time, we tend to keep that kind of pride in our passed accomplishments sort of private. 8<)

[sionnsar]

I once found that I had take several pictures of the dashboard. It wasn't even an interesting dashboard.

But it's recorded for posterity...

[Monkey Face]

http://www.pets4life.com/index.php?p=articles/11

This should be of some help to you for both pets.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh, we are still in pun mode,

I actually made the stool because I'm a wouldworker!!

[Monkey Face]

Um...Maybe you could re-phrase that for us Yanks, huh?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

How much work would an IT do if and IT would work wood?

[sionnsar]

LOL. Some of us try to avoid ever needing to get out the suntan lotion...evening swimming, anyone?

Suntan lotion is very bad for my Seattleite White. 100% sunblock is what you need when evil Yellow Face comes out...

[Monkey Face]

Space Bags. The best. They come in lots of sizes.

[Monkey Face]

STOP!

It's past my bedtime, and I'm getting to the Silly Stage! I was hoping it would leave without me, bud it weighted for me to board.

[sionnsar]

Apparently, King Prout had requested a Pleasurosaur.

What's a Pleasurosore? (Maybe I don't want to know...)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Better that then the ones I took of posteriors.