Mysterious Horse Deaths Raise Theories About UFOs

CBS4 Denver ^ | January 5, 2006 | AP

[SittinYonder]

"I suspect, and I know it sounds farfetched, it was government testing,"

With all the money the government wastes, couldn't they just buy a horse to mutilate?

eyespy ... here's a MUFON ping for you.

[Little Pig]

UFO != Alien spacecraft.


The Air Force and NASA both confirm the existence of UFOs. However, they are just that: Unidentified. It does not mean they are of non-terrestrial origin.

[Brilliant]

PETA ought to file a lawsuit against the Klingons and hold them responsible for these attrocities.

[LaineyDee]

PETA ought to file a lawsuit against the Klingons and hold them responsible for these attrocities.

Shooooot, they're probably the aliens responsible for this! :D

[null and void]

Here's an example of healthy dead critters.

OTOH, there are no green mammals...

[Buck W.]

LIHOP? MIHOP?

[kenth]

"And on the night his cow was killed, his television flickered."

PROOF! ALIENS! I seen 'em.

Seriesly though, just what nefarious plans do these aliens have that requires them to acquire cow tongues and anal probes?

[docbnj]

"On Oct. 11, six horses and a burro -- all healthy -- were found dead in a field near Calhan."

Ah! The "healthy dead!" Sounds like a government plot, indeed.

The "healthy dead" make good, loyal, liberal voters. They have the herd instinct.

See? Everything fits together.

[TN4Liberty]

"I've got to think it's UFOs. That's the only thing logical," Hasenbalg said.

Yes, there is no more logical conclusion one could draw than UFOs.

[Blzbba]

"And on the night his cow was killed, his television flickered. "



IT wasn't aliens! It was POLTERGEIST!!!

[musicman]

Well, if we're gonna start a "FR pool", I'll take Calypso Louie's "mothership"...since him and his "mudlum" buds don't eat pork, what else ya gonna bar-b-cue when yer "ride" doesn't fit in the Winn-Dixie parking lot???

[freedomson]

We need to mobilize an army of ghosts to fight off the UFO's.

[BadAndy]

"Well, if we're gonna start a "FR pool", I'll take Calypso Louie's "mothership"...since him and his "mudlum" buds don't eat pork, what else ya gonna bar-b-cue when yer "ride" doesn't fit in the Winn-Dixie parking lot???"

I think you are right. I have never heard of mysterious pig or hog mutilations.

[TOWER]

Okay, I admit it. It was me. I am an alien from outer space. No point in hiding now.

[Gamera977]

You know if Klingons were responsible I'd doubt there would be anything left recognizable as a cow. Or a farm...

Now Cardassians on the other hand...

Seriously, somebody, the National Geographic Channel I think ran a show a lil while back where they explained most of the 'mutilations' as due to natural maggots on the corpses. Seems the maggots eat their favorite organs and soft parts out of the corpse and leave the rest, making it look like the parts had been surgically removed.

Makes a little more sense than the idea that aliens smart enough to build either a faster-than-light drive (impossible to current human science) or a ship able to make a voyage of several thousand years would come to earth to cut up livestock.

[Fintan]

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[Salamander]

"The "healthy dead!"

But were they grateful?.....:)

[evets]

"I'd give anything if she could talk... She'd have a story to tell."

"The aliens did it!"