To: billorites
"And on the night his cow was killed, his television flickered."
PROOF! ALIENS! I seen 'em.
Seriesly though, just what nefarious plans do these aliens have that requires them to acquire cow tongues and anal probes?
8 posted on
01/06/2006 7:10:37 AM PST by
kenth
To: kenth
Seriesly though, just what nefarious plans do these aliens have that requires them to acquire cow tongues and anal probes? 
I DID NOT GET AN ANAL PROBE!!!!
22 posted on
01/06/2006 8:07:59 AM PST by
al_c
To: kenth
The weird thing about these mutilated animals is that dogs are afraid of them, they won't go and sniff around them like they do a normal cow. The carcasses don't rot they, dry out instead. Coyotes won't finish off the job of eating them. Just weird, that's all.
28 posted on
01/07/2006 8:44:57 AM PST by
B4Ranch
(No expiration date is on the Oath to protect America from all enemies, foreign and domestic.)
To: kenth
"Seriesly though, just what nefarious plans do these aliens have that requires them to acquire cow tongues and anal probes?"Perhaps the aliens are ass kissers.
36 posted on
01/08/2006 2:18:55 PM PST by
albee
("Those that bite the hand that feeds them will lick the boot that kicks them!" - Eric Hoffer)
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